Jason profile picture

Jason

We wanted either diamonds, sherbert or a squirrel with a gun!

About Me

Howdy. My name's Jason and I'm 23. Hail from the wonderful peninsula that is The Wirral, Prenton to be specific. Currently working for Carphone Warehouse which means I get paid to play with phones. Tis Ace. I am stuck in the 80s and wish that one day I can grow a mullet as sexy as Pat Sharp. I'm very opinionated, stubborn and fucking funny. My man Sy says I'm the "driest of the dry."
I enjoy listening to music, mainly rock though I'll give anything a try. I love watching local bands like Insanity Beach, Rigsbys Cat and I've just seen Hollow Point who I though were superb. I am a major bookworm, love crime novels and I've recently started to write one of my own though I'm having trouble getting the ideas onto paper. I also enjoy playing and watching snooker and pool. I support Tranmere Rovers (for my sins) and I work on the turnstiles on matchdays.
That's pretty much it anything else you want to know feel free to ask.
You Are 82% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?
You Are Bert
Extremely serious and a little eccentric, people find you loveable - even if you don't love them!
You are usually feeling: Logical - you rarely let your emotions rule you
You are famous for: Being smart, a total neat freak, and maybe just a little evil
How you life your life: With passion, even if your odd passions (like bottle caps and pigeons) are baffling to others The Sesame Street Personality Quiz
| View Show | Create Your Own

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Tony Blair - just to complain about where my taxes are going and why the country is in such a state.
Lemmy - What a guy!
Eddie Izzard - I'd just stand there and go "ooooh". I think he'd appreciate that.
Your Values Profile
Loyalty:

You value loyalty a fair amount.
You're loyal to your friends... to a point.
But if they cross you, you will reconsider your loyalties.
Staying true to others is important to you, but you also stay true to yourself.

Honesty:

You value honesty a fair amount.
You're honest when you can be, but you aren't a stickler for it.
If a little white lie will make a situation more comfortable, you'll go for it.
In the end, you mostly care about "situational integrity."

Generosity:

You don't really value generosity.
Your needs always come first, no matter what.
And you'll possibly help someone else out...
But only if it helps you in return.

Humility:

You value humility highly.
You have the self-confidence to be happy with who you are.
And you don't need to seek praise to make yourself feel better.
You're very modest, and you're keep the drama factor low.

Tolerance:

You value tolerance a fair amount.
You are open to new cultures, beliefs, and ideas.
You have very few prejudices that you're aware of.
And while you are tolerant, you do stand true to what you believe. The Five Factor Values Test.. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- START YOUTHINK.COM QUIZ RESULTS --
Which Family Guy character are you?
Stewie Griffin
You are an anarchist, a thespian, and you hate your family (especially your mom) as well as pickels. For Christmas, you want either a dead Lois or some plutonium. Also, you can do a lounge version of Rocket Man by Elton John.

Click Here to Take This Quiz
Brought to you by YouThink.com quizzes and personality tests. .. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- END YOUTHINK.COM QUIZ RESULTS --

My Blog

The Carphone Warehouse Ball 2006

Saturday 25th November saw the biggest indoor private party in Europe. Over 9000 people, including myself, were at Carphone Warehouse's Annual Ball held in London, for all their employees. We shu...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 12:13:00 GMT

New House

Been a while since I've been on here. Work has been hectic, had to do the Christmas POS the other day which was ridiculous. Shut the shop at 6pm and left at 10:30pm. Though the manager bought us some ...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 10:46:00 GMT

General update and ranting

Well am now 3 weeks into the new job. Spent a very tedious week in London. Knew all the stuff but still had to pass a couple of tests. Only got 90% which should have been higher considering I've worke...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 11:26:00 GMT

As one door closes, another one opens

Well 5:30pm yesterday marked the end of my 2 year association with Orange, and ultimately life in Preston. It was a tough decision to leave the company, not the 'city', however when you don't / can't ...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 14:59:00 GMT

New Job

Just got back from a second interview with Carphone Warehouse. This time it was with the Area Manager. Had a half hour chat and was then offered the job. Full time and more money which is always good....
Posted by on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 03:59:00 GMT

Is Elvis Alive?

Just seen on the news that there is a $3million (£1.6 million) reward for anyone who 'finds' Elvis. There is a documentary being made by some American producers looking at the myth that Elvis didn't d...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 13:05:00 GMT

The Winter of 2005: An Ode To James Connor

In the latter stages of 2005 James "Big Daddy" Connor was unfortunate enough to snap his banjo string. After many months of laughing I have finally created this tribute, to be sung to the tune of Summ...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 08:08:00 GMT

Weird Dreams

Ok so I had this really weird dream last night and I had to write it down. Basically I died and I was under the impression that I was going to heaven. The journey to heaven was on a double-decker bus ...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 07:22:00 GMT

Let's try again

Right this is the second time this year I'm doing this but I'm giving up smoking as of today (August 5th). I should hopefully last longer than the 2 or 3 days I did in January, pitiful attempt that lo...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 03:43:00 GMT

A country in chaos

The English government was left reeling in chaos as it emerged that Deputy Prime Minister John Prescott had accepted a gift of a cowboy outfit. As a result of this horrendous action the Metropolitan P...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 21:11:00 GMT