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Liza Bucket

Look, everyone has some form of herpes.

About Me

I am the bucket in which the nice lady at King Soopers in Colorado Springs chose to put the spectacular arrangement of flowers destined for Liza Minnelli's fragrant (Chanel No. 5, no jokes) hands. I am a relic, an artifact, a holy object. Bow to me.

My Interests

Containing ice, gin, the occasional lime and hanging out with my boyfriend, Balloony.

I'd like to meet:

Ashley Putnam.

Music:

Cabaret soundtrack, "Mama's Turn" from Gypsy

Movies:

Cabaret, Wild Strawberries

Heroes:

Liza Minnelli, obviously