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Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Chris

artists use lies to tell the truth while politicians use them to cover the truth up

About Me

if you're reading this and/or you're bored, check out my videos, you'll laugh you'll cry, you'll receive subliminal messags telling you to give me money (i shouldn't have told you that last part Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

airsoft, anime, fencing, martial arts, firearms, my hampster,star wars, paranormal investigating (ghost hunting), making horribly cheap looking movies, watching horribly cheap looking movies, comics, plastic balls with rodents running in them, other stuff.. i dunno

I'd like to meet:

Your results:
You are Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 70% Derrial Book (Shepherd) 70% Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 65% Wash (Ship Pilot) 65% Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 60% Inara Serra (Companion) 55% Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 55% Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 50% River (Stowaway) 50% Alliance 40% A Reaver (Cannibal) 10% Medicine and physical healing are your game,
but wooing women isn't a strong suit.
Click here to take the "Which Serenity character am I?" quiz...

What Bleach Character Are You?
Hosted by theOtaku.com: Anime . Done right.
You Are Cyclops
Dedicated and responsible, you will always remain loyal to your cause.
You are a commanding leader - after all, you can kill someone just by looking at them.

Power: force beams from your eyes Which of the X-Men Are You? Your results:
You are Green Lantern Green Lantern 85% Spider-Man 80% Superman 65% Hulk 65% Iron Man 65% Wonder Woman 55% The Flash 55% Supergirl 50% Robin 45% Catwoman 40% Batman 25% Hot-headed. You have strong
will power and a good imagination.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz
-Master Johannes Liechtenauer of the german longsword (maybe he could give me some tips on how to defeat Jay this coming tournament season)-Bruce Lee (for pretty much the same reason)

Music:

Frank Sinatra, Bowling for Soup, Billy Joel, random TV show songs, J-pop, 80's rock-cheesier the better, rock, jazz, blues, really almost anything

Movies:

Star Wars, Serenity, Boondock Siants, Waiting, Spiderman, X-men, Any marvel movie, X3 MAY 25th!!!!, Lord of the Rings, Samurai X, Seven Samurai, Shaolin Temple, Shaolin Soccer, hell anything with "shaolin" in the title, Conan the Barbarian, Highlander, Aliens, Army of Darkness, Last Samurai, Kingdom of Heaven, Rejected, Sin City, backdoor Sluts 9 (this is a South Park reference if you missed it..)Only the Strong, anything with Buster Keaton, The Matrix, Constantine, [Into the Blue, Honey]-bracketed because they are not good movies, but have Jessica Alba in them... sorry drooling a bit, where was I? Pirates of the Carribean, Tommy Boy, UHF, Shaun of the Dead, American Pie, Citizen Cane, The Red Balloon.. haha just kidding, stupid french cinema crap, and stupid film classes making me see it more than once...300!

Television:

.. width="425" height="350" .. Firefly, Dark Angel, Family Guy, Rurouni Kenshin, Trigun, Cowboy Bebop, Ghost Hunters (my friend Carl is on it), Futurama, Deadliest Catch, How its Made, Shark Week!!, the History Channel in general, the same for Adult Swim

Books:

Dresden Files, Graphic novels, Star Wars universe, history books, anything from penguin classics, In service of the Duke ^_^, german fechtbuchs, Adept, LoTR, the Hobbit, etc, etc...

Heroes:

Spiderman, Sam Raimi, Hoban Washburne aka "Wash" cuz he was a leaf on the wind :-( oh and the guy who invented the hampster ball

My Blog

a new blog posting!?!

Greetings, my readers.  I noticed I have not added anything new in my blog for a while.  What can I say, my PS2 has been more interesting than writing for your pleasure.  I'm sorry. Now...
Posted by Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Chris on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 09:19:00 PST

F@.$ YOU, MEXICO!!

OK, so I don't know how many of you follow recent events, or more importantly the recent events of pseudo-celebrities.. but Duane "Dog" Chapman the bounty hunter on A&E has recently run into troub...
Posted by Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Chris on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 06:06:00 PST

in case of zombie attack...

So I haven't been writing too much in the way of blogs lately, life's been busy, too busy for random inspiration I suppose.  I thought I should at least do something for Halloween though.  I...
Posted by Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Chris on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 12:18:00 PST

goodbye social life

I just wanted to inform anyone who reads this that I picked up World of Warcraft. This more or less means I've given up on whatever pathetic social life I've had.  But my paladin is already level...
Posted by Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Chris on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 10:29:00 PST

Mrs. Cooley, or how I learned to stop worrying and love the idea of marriage

The ball is rolling. As of this past saturday, the first of my college friends was married.  it was a strange experience.  I've been to weddings, mostly family members.  I also know peo...
Posted by Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Chris on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 11:01:00 PST

karma

Ok, so I've always said I believe in karma, that if you do the right thing, good things will come and vice versa.  Now I know my life isn't the worst in the world, I have a girlfriend, group of f...
Posted by Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Chris on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 09:25:00 PST

geeking out

After watching X-Men 3 three separate times already and of course my weekly comic book store run I thought I might write a bit of an article about some upcoming comic related films.  I know most ...
Posted by Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Chris on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 05:34:00 PST

monologues

"VoilĂ ! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vaca...
Posted by Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Chris on Tue, 09 May 2006 10:53:00 PST

Class - The Social Type, not the Study Type

In modern times, the separation of classes is fluctuating.  There are upper and lower classes, but the middle class that bridges the two is divided into many offshoots of social levels.  The...
Posted by Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Chris on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 05:54:00 PST

A Long Overdue Rant - Loyalty

To begin, let's review some history. While at CCSU I made many friends, some serious, some casual, drinking buddies, etc..  but I had a core group of close friends.  We all hung out together...
Posted by Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Chris on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 07:02:00 PST