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Joey Tucciarone

Now I've held back a wealth of shit, I think I'm gonna choke | I'm standing in the shadows with the

About Me

I'm no barbie doll I'm not your baby girl I've done ugly things and I have made mistakes And I am not as pretty as those girls in magazines I am rotten to my core if they're to be believed So what if I'm no baby bird hanging upon your every word? Nothing ever smells of roses that rises out of mud
Like most 25 year olds who don't have their shit together yet, I am trying to do so. I grew up in New Jersey, moved to Northern Virginia and experienced some social rehab and came back after discovering 1) "I have an accent," 2) not everyone flips everyone else off while on the road and 3) Jersey does have a slight smell when first entering. But don't get me wrong... I met some KICK ASS people and had experiences that will always be dear to me in VA. I wouldn't trade them for the world.
You Are 100% New Jersey!

Wow, you're totally Jersey. There's no doubt about it. Congratulations, and always be proud to be Jersey--it's a great thing to be!
How New Jersey Are You?
Make Your Own Quiz

I love music, going to shows and local bands. After I complete my move back to the garden state I'm going to have to decipher what it is that I want to do in life fairly quickly. The good news? I have unrealistic goals and will stop at nothing until I achieve them.
I live with my boyfriend Erich aka Ringo Suicide, my two dogs and our cat. I like this condo so much, I never want to move. Ever. *wink* We have a framed poster of Dean Martin in our dining room. He likes Eastern themes, I like solid colors. He's a vegetarian, I like my chicken. He has thousands of dollars in ink all over his body.. where I only have one. I'm half Italian and lettin' the Irish and the Venezuelans claim what they will with the rest.

My Interests


    my dogs, chino & sam. my cats, emily and mini. family. music. friends. peace. the shore. new york city. new jersey. philadelphia. reading. writing. fitness. shape. self. health. movies. skating. numbers. design. travel. photography. stars. chucks. buttons.

girl things: macys [haha] MAC, Sephora, perfumes, clothes, shoes, hair, etc. duh! haha
like what you like. and fuck what the rest say.

I'd like to meet:

Pleasant beings. And Bill Haverchuck, Dave Grohl, Chino Moreno, Trent Reznor, Scott Weiland, Anthony Kiedis, Robert DeNiro, Tony fucking Sirico, Josh Peck and yes.. Cesar Milan. HAHA "the dog whisperer." EDIT: until he wanted $200 a ticket to go listen to him talk for an hour..

Music:

CKY, foo fighters, deftones, stone temple pilots, NIN ac/dc, alice in chains, black fucking sabbath, black label society, bush, carcass, chevelle, cursive, curve, explosions in the sky, faith no more, fireball ministry, garbage, glassjaw, henry rollins, him, incubus, iron maiden, jersey bands, joan jett, joydrop, lamb of god, led zeppelin, les claypool, local bands, local shows, megadeth, metal, mike patton, the misfits, motorhead, music, my bloody valentine, my chemical romance, new jersey bands, new music, old filter, old metallica, old no doubt, ozzy osbourne, pantera, pearl jam, pink floyd, plasmatics, queens of the stoneage, radiohead, rage against the machine, red hot chili peppers, rudy + blitz, steve vai, stone temple pilots, teamsleep, texas terri and the stiff ones, the mars volta, the pixies, the stones, type o negative, underground bands, weezer.. jesus, so many more

Movies:

The Departed, X-Men movies, ANYTHING and EVERYTHING with Robert DeNiro, 29TH Street, A Bronx Tale, Goodfellas, Casino, Raging Bull, Hell's Kitchen, The Valachi Papers, Angels with Dirty Faces, Dead End, They Made Me a Criminal, The Angels Wash Their Faces, Crime School, Anything with the Dead End Kids and The Bowery Boys!! with Billy Halop, Gone in Sixty Seconds, The Crow, Donnie Darko, Mommy Dearest, The Rocky movies.. shut up! haha, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Ginger Snaps movies, The Goonies, Drop Dead Fred, Dirty Work, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, McLintock!, Hero, Ghost in the Shell II, House of Flying Daggers, Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle, Napoleon Dynamite...im sure there are plenty more to be added later.

Television:

Freaks and Geeks. Dead Like Me, The Simpsons, Whose Line Is It Anyway, Sex and the City, Six Feet Under, useless and mindless VH1 shows, CSI: anything; but perferably NY, Law & Order, House MD, Family Guy, Nanny 911, Trading Spouses --no ABC rip offs!--

Books:

I'm slow on the Augusten Burroughs discovery train but I love him already.

Heroes:

Bill Haverchuck.

My Blog

Back online and almost back to normal.. sort of

And it all started with wanting to get a new  ainpal...At (barely) the beginning of April, Erich and I were kept awake all night by our little cat Mini.. so much so that we really weren't getting...
Posted by Joey Tucciarone on Wed, 28 May 2008 08:03:00 PST

Tri-State Area Commercials

After Erich's parents visted this past weekend, I realized that there are a lot of odd tri-state area commercials that not everyone else has the pleasure of seeing once, let alone thousands of times l...
Posted by Joey Tucciarone on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 03:47:00 PST

Happy Hallmark Day!

Yeah, yeah, tomorrow is  Valentine's Day. WE GET IT!! ...'Hope everyone has a good one.. I can't believe that it is FEBRUARY 13th already. I feel like I just saw my damn accountant, just paid the...
Posted by Joey Tucciarone on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 06:31:00 PST

Kitten Born With Two Faces...

..Kitten born with two faces...
Posted by Joey Tucciarone on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 06:04:00 PST

The Dark Knight Trailer

has been around forever... but im still so SO excited!!!! ...
Posted by Joey Tucciarone on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 04:15:00 PST

Hill Force One

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Posted by Joey Tucciarone on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 06:44:00 PST

"...I rip it all to shreds and let it go "

    The New Year is obviously the most talked about thing, outside of who and how many drinks, over the last few days. Resolutions, goals, this and that. I guess I have a few of my own ...
Posted by Joey Tucciarone on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 06:17:00 PST

"Jamie Lynn Spears speaks out on pregnancy..."

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Posted by Joey Tucciarone on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 01:01:00 PST

Holidays

I must be getting old. The holidays come and go a lot quicker than they used to. I can hardly believe that 2007 is coming to a close already. It feels like so much time (and money) has gone by very, v...
Posted by Joey Tucciarone on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 08:38:00 PST

This was what made my day almost everyday while I lived in VA....

And finding it on YouTube just made my night! HAHA YESS!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!lovelovelove!!!...
Posted by Joey Tucciarone on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 04:33:00 PST