Time for a change fuckers
Here's the lowdown on me:
*I have no soul
*I will kill you if you piss me off enough
*But you'd really have to try
*First of all, go fuck yourself
*Second of all, have fun doing it
*If you haven't caught on yet, I've got a sense of humor
*I live with my brother and his finacè, who both rock harder than your parents when they have sex
*I have an attraction to odd things, like going to school for mortuary
*Being spontaneous is more fun than having a plan
*This girlfriend that I have, she rocks too
*Music is oxygen to me. If I dont have it, I suffocate, nuff said
*My friends are too cool for your sorry ass :-P
*Deep inside, I'm a cool person, I get along with everyone
*I got a myspace cause Hoseph threatened me with a harpoon gun
*But I also got it to keep in touch with those I left back in Jersey
*I enjoy PA, its not Jersey, but its nice out here
*I work at a place where they secretly have kids working in sweatshops.. aka WAWA
*How sweatshops fit into WAWA, I dont know, but it sounded pretty fucking good
*I once accidently stabbed Hoseph in the arm with my butterfly knife
*Contrary to popular belief, it was his own damn fault
*I mourn the loss of the Crocodile Hunter.. CRIKEY!
*I'm just outright fucking goofy
*I dont speak about religion or politics, its just a waste of my time and yours
*At one time, me and Josè Cuervo were the best of friends
*But since then, I've banished him to the realm of forgotten alcohol
*I think the "shit happens" poster is about the funniest thing ever
*Despite all of this crazy shit you've read about me, I'm quite thankful of the people I've met in my life thus far
*I always have my friends backs, and they have mine. Thats just how it works
*Family is really important to me, I dont know where I'd be without my brother, cause he's the man
Well thats about all I can think of for now. When I think of more shit I'll add it on here, but right now this will suit me good enough.
