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Mondorf Escalintio

Everybody wants to go forever, I just want to burn out hard and ride. I just wanna be your firecrack

About Me

First of all, my name is Mondorf, I was named after my great grand papa, mondorfiliatric, from switzerland. For work, I smuggle asian farts and aged tuscan toe nails into the U S of A. It's good money for the stinky work, no?? For fun, I like to frolick in fields of poison oak, it makea me feel alive. I love listening to polka while getting a hot carl....its the best!!!! I am studying to be a sperm donaitor, its great to give back(free pornos). Other than that I like to play with wild dogs, mountain goats, and baby pickles, they are the best, i love them!! Anyway, good luck, and always remember, bless those starving pigmees over there in New guinea.Check out my myspace music page.....Myspace.com/rorywilliams420Myspace Backgrounds

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I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Neil Young, James Taylor, CSNY, Iron and Wine, Pink floyd, Ryan Adams, Whiskeytown, Porcipine Tree, Sun Kil Moon, Blind Melon, Boards of Canada, Widespread Panic, Phish, MoFro, Moe,The Doors, Grateful Dead and Jerrys bluegrass stuff and side stuff, Amos Lee, Tori Amos, Johnathan Rice, Damien Rice, David Gray, Coldplay, Ben Harper, Nektar, Sigur Ros, Rare Earth, Beth Orton Nick Drake, I guess thats enough, you get the point

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Books:

The Road not Taken Robert Frost.......Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveler, long i stood And looked down one as far as I could To where in the undergrowth;Then took the other, as just as fair, and having perhaps the better claim, Because it was grassy and wanted wear;Though as for that, the passing there had worn them really about the same,And both that morning equally lay In leaves no step had trodden black Oh, I kept the first for another day! Yet knowing how way leads on the way, I doubted if I should ever come back.I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in the wood and I- took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference.

Heroes:

The Crossraods a place where ghosts reside to whisper into the ears of travellers & interest them in their fateHitchhiker drinks: "I call again on the dark hidden gods of blood"-Why do you call us? You know our price. It never changes. Death of you will give you life & free you from a vile fate. But it is getting late.-If I could see you again & talk w/ you, & walk a short while in your company, & drink the heady brew of your conversations, I thought-to rescue a soul already ruined. To achieve respite. To plunder green gold on a pirate raid & bring to camp the glory of old.-As the capesman faces poisoned horns & drinks red victory; the soldier, too, w/ his trophy, a pierced helmet; & the ledge-walker shuddering his way into inward grace-(laughter) Well, then. Would you mock yourself?-No.-Soon our voices must become one, or one must leave.-Jim Morrison