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Jolie

If you want to fuck cars, I guess that's your own business.

About Me

Certified yoga instructor, tribal belly dancer, one swell dame.

My Interests

yoga, tribal bellydance, design, books, music, film, animals, soccer moms, rabid bunnies.

I'd like to meet:

Freaks, sheiks, and Jezebels. If you are the cat's pajamas, I might want to meet you, too!

Music:

Tiny monkeys with cymbals, theremin, saws, accordion, my mind scratching at the walls of my skull (my mind is a hyperactive squirrel).

Movies:

I like them. Quite a lot, actually.

Television:

Documentaries, shows about animals doing human things, documentaries about shows about animals doing human things. And shows about forensics, the real kind, where you wait weeks to get DNA reports.

Books:

Dianetics: The Modern Science of Mental Health and The Art of Reasoning, preferably read these two at the same time.

Heroes:

Typhoid Mary

My Blog

YouTube nonsense.

Special Agent I'm-Gonna-Kick-You-So-Hard-In-The-Dick-You're-Gonna-Cum-Fear A new-found respect for John Stamos.  RAWR. I have some real gems on my playlist, too, Micha...
Posted by Jolie on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 09:38:00 PST

Seriously great book so far...

Read "The Joke's Over" by Ralph Steadman.  It's basically a memoir of his relationship with Hunter S. Thompson and the birth of gonzo journalism.A good example of what makes this book so fucking ...
Posted by Jolie on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 03:06:00 PST

J’s first solo. Holla.

I'm not pleased, but there's nowhere to go but up.  The video quality makes it difficult to tell what's going on.  I swear there were more isolations going on than this. Whatever.&...
Posted by Jolie on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 07:23:00 PST

WinAmp wants me to slit my wrists.

What the fuck is with all the sad bastard music popping up on my WinAmp??? It's like it really wants to see me bleed. I don't approve of this behavior, not one little bit. I have plenty of angry/pop/g...
Posted by Jolie on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 02:25:00 PST

Ramblin...

I recently went spastic on Soulseek and downloaded a shit ton of music I hadn't thought about in a long time. The list included Rilo Kiley, Iggy Pop, Nico, and I re-downloaded a lot of Edith. Matt and...
Posted by Jolie on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 09:22:00 PST

Gobble Gobble! One of us!!!

I'm kind of convinced I was a sideshow act in a former life.  I've always been fascinated and appalled by the idea of human anomalies being subjected to the stares and verbal abuse of the common ...
Posted by Jolie on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 03:26:00 PST

I just like the stuff I like. (x-posted from lj)

I like a lot of different kinds of music.  I like some Prince with my Elvis.  I like some Edith Piaf with my Ramones.  I like some Justin Timberlake with my Morrissey.  I make no a...
Posted by Jolie on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 05:12:00 PST

I should never look at Ebay when I’m broke...

Why are they waiting to post all the great kuchi jewelry when I don't have any money??? Fuck these sellers.I'm getting new costuming together and that involves making a lot of pieces and, hopefully, ...
Posted by Jolie on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 01:50:00 PST

Tattoos, Sick Videos, Smoothies

Tattoos: I got the outline done for the new tattoo. Good and bad. Good is that it will look great once it's finished. Bad is that the tattoo that I specifically got to cover up another tattoo ain't s...
Posted by Jolie on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 03:23:00 PST