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Pearls B. Foreswine

I shall exterminate everything around me that restricts me from being the master

About Me

"I never really WANT to do anything. I just know that tomorrow I'll wish I had some fun last night."
You Have A Type A- Personality

You are one of the most balanced people around
Motivated and focused, you are good at getting what you want
You rule at success, but success doesn't rule you.
When it's playtime, you really know how to kick back
Whether it's hanging out with friends or doing something you love!
You live life to the fullest - encorporating the best of both worlds Do You Have a Type A Personality?
"Oh, this is FABULOUS! I LOVE stuff about me!"
Okay. Let's see... Um,... I was 26 for nine tumultuous, passionate, Scheherazarian years. Then it was my birthday and there was this huge party because everyone loves me. The next morning, I awoke with an illness, much like a hang-over, but it wasn't. See, I don't have hangovers. I mean, they're fine for other people, but I don't partake of them, myself. Anyway, I thought, "I don't think I'm 26 anymore." So then I was 27. For four years, it was just ugly. I lost my job, got my heart broken a lot, had a nervous breakdown, everything. Even when I was in the closet and dating that bitch that keeps changing her name every time I insert it here and subsequently married to Satan, 26 was better. I decided that maybe odd ages just don't work for me. My mom was 28 for 40 years so it must be fine. My DL says I was born in 1968, but I'm keeping that so I can retire early. If I ever find that bitch down at the DMV, the one who changed my age,... I'm gonna ask her if she can make me taller! I've been around the world and I-yi-yi,... aw, hell, you know how the rest of the song goes.
THINGS I LOVE: My friends, Margaritas, Miller Lite, wine (particularly Shiraz), Old Pearl. And those little oval-shaped pictures of Ben Franklin.
THINGS I HATE: Tattooes~ To all my inked up friends, you're beautiful and I love you dearly, but, to me, it's like spray-painting over a Renior. Pierced anything besides ears. Strippers who call themselves "dancers". Porn stars who call themselves "actors" or "models". People who curse. There's no excuse for that shit. Water~ It tastes like nothing and has no alcohol in it. Beds that are in the corner (in case I get up on the wrong side). Crappy fingernails. Germophobes who smoke cigarettes. Short guys who posture. Tall guys who slump. Fat guys who think they're muscular. People who wear things that don't look good on them because it's in style. People who talk loud in public, as if I want to hear about their business. Men who force their voices down. Effeminate men who are offended when presumed gay (If you don't like it, then butch it up a bit). People who never think of me,... oh, but their lives are miserable anyway, so scratch that. Lazies, liars, self-promoters, bad tippers (you know, politicians in general) road-rage, other drama and the promoters thereof. People who drive 20 year-old, junk cars so they can afford to put their kids in private school. "No Child Left Behind" (really means smart children held back). That stupid people are not only allowed to vote, but run for president,... and be elected,... TWICE! Lyrics like, "Nigga," and "Bust a cap." "I told him/her PACIFICLY,..." Motorcycles w/ "pipes" & other loud vehicles. Panhandlers. A couple of my exes.
Now that's out front and you have plenty of reasons to ignore me, but I wouldn't suggest it. I'm really quite entertaining and very loyal, like a pet, except I know more tricks. And if you hate me for any of the things I've said above, big, scary people will come and beat you to death because EVERYONE LOVES ME!
(Shut up and read this stuff about me. It's more entertaining than whatever you were talking about.)
You Are a Prophet Soul

You are a gentle soul, with good intentions toward everyone.
Selfless and kind, you have great faith in people.
Sometimes this faith can lead to disappoinment in the long run.
No matter what, you deal with everything in a calm and balanced way.
You are a good interpreter, very sensitive, intuitive, caring, and gentle.
Concerned about the world, you are good at predicting people's feelings.
A seeker of wisdom, you are a life long learner looking for purpose and meaning.
You are a great thinker and communicator, but not necessarily a doer.
Souls you are most compatible with: Bright Star Soul and Dreaming Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?
(I am a prophet and a god,...This is so accurate!)
?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ??

Morpheus
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(These quiz people just seem to know everything.
They must be psychotic or something.)
You Are As Cool As They Come

Rational and relaxed, no one could accuse you of being dramatic.
You roll with the punches, and nothing ever gets you too worked up.
You are able to maintain perspective and see the big picture.
And even if you're emotional inside, you don't let it show.
You're great at keeping it together, and you're rewarded for that.
People see you as an ideal friend, employee, and partner. Are You a Drama Queen (or King)?
(I am as cool as they come. Yes, for the most part. I do become passionate if someone I love is being stupid.)
Your Dosha is Vata

Creative and restless, you take in all of life's pleasures
(maybe a little too much!).
You're quick witted and very talkative,
but you also tend to have a spotty memory.
You tend to get very into ideas, people, and lifestyles...
but only for a short time.
It's difficult to hold your attention,
and you sometimes feel bored with what life has to offer.
With friends: You are very uncomfortable in new situations or with new people
In love: You fall in and out of love very easily
(Just for the record, boys, that's really not true. You got some major flaming hoops to jump through. You can blame my exes for that, though, because nothing is ever MY fault.)
To achieve more balance:
Live in a warm climate and spend some quiet time in nature What's Your Dosha?
(Right on, but what the hell is a Dosha?)
What Your Soul Really Looks Like

You are a wanderer. You constantly long for a new adventure, challenge,
or even a completely different life.
You are a grounded person, but you also leave room for imagination and dreams. Your feet may be on the ground, but your head is in the clouds.
You believe that people see you as a bit small and insignificant.
People pay more attention to you than you think.
Your near future is calm, relaxing, and pretty much what you want.
And it's something you've been anticipating for a while now.
For you, love is all about caring and comfort.
You couldn't fall in love with someone you didn't trust. Inside the Room of Your Soul
How You Life Your Life
You are honest and direct. You tell it like it is.
You're laid back and chill, but sometimes you care too much about what others think.
Your friends tend to be a as quirky as you are - which is saying a lot!
You tend to dream big, but you worry that your dreams aren't attainable. How Do You Live Your Life?
(See, y'all are quirky as I am so get off my ass!) Love you!
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My Interests

Fun. Laughing. Things that are fun. Things that make me laugh. People that are fun. People that make me laugh. Enough money to have a little fun. Peace. Stuff that doesn't hurt. People who think I'm cute.

"A narcissist is someone who thinks of himself all the time instead of thinking of me."

And trust me. I know some. They're not very happy.

"Now let's just all take a moment to think of me..."


My Personality


Neuroticism 92
Extraversion 66
Openness To Experience 70
Agreeableness 65
Conscientiousness 51

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I really must have misunderstood some of the questions or something.
I'm seriously not all that neurotic.

Shut up, Amy and Alan! And you, too, Kelli! Just shut up! I mean it!
I know where you people live!

I'd like to meet:

Someone who totally gets off on doing their friends' laundry for them.

Popular Kid

In high school, everyone knew your name -
even if you didn't know theirs.
In fact, you're still skating by on your looks and charm.
Nothing wrong with that! Who Were You In High School?

You Are Lightning
Beautiful yet dangerous
People will stop and watch you when you appear
Even though you're capable of random violence

You are best known for: your power

Your dominant state: performing What Type of Weather Are You?

I love this! It's like a whole little e-magazine all about me and every single word is absolutely true!

except that overly exaggerated neurotic thing,... SHUT UP, AMY! Nobody asked you!



"Here my Peeps is!"

(Don't make fun of these people. I know,... but I love them.) ********************************************** REAL FRIENDS ONLY!
NO FRIEND-WHORES ALLOWED!
**********************************************
Karen is so real! She's real and she's my friend! You shut up!

Music:


Your Theme Song is Beautiful Day by U2
"Sky falls, you feel like
It's a beautiful day
Don't let it get away"

You see the beauty in life, especially in ordinary everyday moments.
And if you're feeling down, even that seems a little beautiful too.
What's Your Theme Song?

Life is a song. Get up and sing it! I don't care much for that hardcore metal stuff, or that street rap,... makes me nervous. To quote one of my favorite celebrities, ME,...

"I love music! It's so much better than what's actually going on. "

I'm not really particular about the style of music. Just deliver the song and know what you're singing about and we're cool.

The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to obedience and warmth.

In love, you feel the most alive when your lover
is creative and never lets you feel bored.

You'd like to your lover to think you are optimistic and happy.

You would be forced to break up with someone
who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please.

Your ideal relationship is lasting.
You want a relationship that looks to the future...
one you can grow with.

Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality.
You would never break a commitment.

You think of marriage as something that will confine you.
You are afraid of marriage.
(I'm not really afraid of marriage. I'd love to be married.
I'm dreadfully afraid of marrying the wrong person.)

In this moment, you think of love as commitment.
Love only works when both people are totally devoted. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

Movies:

Fabulous! I'm a total Netflix whore! Old ones, new ones, indies, foreign, whatever! To quote one of my favorite celebrities, ME,...
"I love movies. They're so much better than what's actually going on."
I absolutely adore silly, little romantic comedies, especially if they're gay-themed, which, for the record, there are far too few of.
You Are a Classic Martini

You area sophisticated drinker,
who knows that simple quality is over-rated.
You're a knowledgeable drunk,
but sometimes you're a know-it-all when you're blasted.
You should never: Drink and gossip.
You tend to forget who's standing right behind you!
Your ideal party: Has a real bartender.
But no one mixes a better drink than you.
Your drinking soulmates: those with a Chocolate Martini personality
Your drinking rivals: those with a Margarita Martini personality What Flavor Martini Are You?
Interesting, as well as I get along with Margaritas, that I should not get along with Margarita Martinis...?
I shall have to test that theory.
You Are French Food
Snobby yet ubiquitous.
People act like they understand you more than they actually do. What Kind of Food Are You?
Clearly, I am of superior intelligence.
I always wanted to be considered ubiquitous, too,... and I don't even know what that means!

Television:

Yes, that's the movie screen, but did you know there are shows in it? I guess they're in there, pre-programmed, you know, like games. I bet you could get some more at the TV store, too, but I don't know. Anyway... The other day, I was with someone boring, it was on, and I thought it was a movie, so I started watching. Immediately, I knew it was something totally different. I didn't say anything, because I didn't want to look like a geek, but, honestly, it was pretty okay, really. I actually enjoyed some of it, except that one show called "News." I didn't really care for that one. I just didn't get the humor at all. I think Tarantino directed it. I never get his stuff.

Books:

Every person you meet is a book. Learn to read. I love books! I've written several myself. To quote one of my favorite celebrities, ME,...
"I love fiction. It's so much better than what's actually going on!"
And the heroes and heroines always look exactly like I imagined. I read all the time. I love to read. Books, magazines, brochures, pamphlets, instruction manuals, blogs,... It's been said that I'm most adept at reading the filth. To quote on of my favorite celebrities, ME,...
"No, I'm not sorry for what I said. I meant what I said. I'm just sorry that you cried over it."
Don't make me go Julia on your ass.
?? Which Precious Gem Are You ??

! You are most like An Emerald !Caring, giving, - and very emotional. You're the personpeople turn to with a problem. You worry about everybody,and genuinely want to help - a little too much sometimes.As an emerald, you tend to take a more backseat to the othergems, but your inner beauty soon captivates those who takethe time to get to know you.Congratulations ... You're the selfless gem everybody needs as a friend.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Selfless, caring, giving. All that's true. Now, let's look at some more stuff about me.
.. You scored as Cultural Creative.
Cultural Creatives are probably the
newest group to enter this realm.
You are a modern thinker who tends to shy away
from organized religion but still feels as if
there is something greater than ourselves.
You are very spiritual, even if you are not religious.
Life has a meaning outside of the rational.

Cultural Creative


100%

Idealist


88%

Romanticist


81%

Existentialist


69%

Modernist


69%

Materialist


50%

Postmodernist


44%

Fundamentalist


38%
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Heroes:

My friends are really my heroes, largely because they have such good taste in friends, but there is this one chick I really admire,... however, I, myself, have never been prone to hero-worship,...

because it's Stupid!

Things I would have said if someone else hadn't already

Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right. ~ Isaac Asimov

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. ~ Mark Twain

Some people just must not see in the mirror the same thing we see when we look at them. ~Madame J

For those who have trouble swallowing the truth, more than a mouthful would be a waste. ~Ms Mosby

I don't like to think of the glass as half empty or half full. I prefer to find out who drank my fucking water. ~Laria

My Blog

Perpetuation of Issues

Life imitates art imitates life Some truths are perception Albeit insignificant in the real time there is even truth in deception   An artist doesn't malign truth to craft a pretty phrase He tak...
Posted by Pearls B. Foreswine on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 07:10:00 PST

Speculations 563

Growing up in a fundamentalist Christian family taught me a lot of values, the foremost being to hate myself. I sometimes still have to stop and slap myself back into reality and rational thinking whe...
Posted by Pearls B. Foreswine on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 03:03:00 PST

Epiphany

I was just ironing some shirts for work this week as I have to "skip shifts" for the next three days. My boss likes us to wear white or blue shirts. Since I have no white shirts because some wannabe w...
Posted by Pearls B. Foreswine on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 06:30:00 PST

I think you know what I mean...

In the last few days of the month, I found myself struggling to get the plate on Old Pearl, my precious bubba redneck truck, renewed. I finally decided that I would do it on-line and just wait th...
Posted by Pearls B. Foreswine on Tue, 01 May 2007 12:56:00 PST

Everything But the Boy

This is the story of a little boy who knew he was different. He went to school and he pretended he was the same. To an extent, he brainwashed himself into believing he was the same. He knew deep in hi...
Posted by Pearls B. Foreswine on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 05:01:00 PST

A Brand New, Beautiful Year!

Those who know me personally have not escaped at least one of the dramatic events of my 2006. I considered changing my name to Eyeore, as my cloud seemed to follow me everywhere and rain only upon me....
Posted by Pearls B. Foreswine on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 11:09:00 PST

Blahg

As I’ve said, 2006 is not a good fit for me. I nipped and tucked on it, got it trimmed down where I can wear it around the house, but it really doesn’t look good on me. I’m not ...
Posted by Pearls B. Foreswine on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 12:42:00 PST

I Give Up

Quitting smoking is easy. I've quit. I've quit dozens of times, lasted a couple of months once! I have run the gamut from closet, social, regular, heavy, to chain. I have been about to quit smoki...
Posted by Pearls B. Foreswine on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 10:24:00 PST

Excuse Me?

This has been one of the most frustrating days in my current position. If I'd had this day before, oh, say, yesterday, I would have quit this job, thinking that I could have been Hitler in my last lif...
Posted by Pearls B. Foreswine on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 05:33:00 PST

I usually have so much to say...

I have been working on laundry for the better part of a day and I am not nearly finished. It's everywhere! I don't think that I have been buying clothes but I don't ever remember buying this many. I h...
Posted by Pearls B. Foreswine on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 01:42:00 PST