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Jake IN YOUR FACE!!!

Smoking makes me look cool at parties...

About Me


Well, whadya wanna know?
I'm an actor. I'm a Buddha. If I pull my finger out I'm fucking fantastic. I strive to be better than I was yesterday. I like to sleep. I think coffee in the morning tatses better with somone you love. I have a phobia about my belly button. I pretend to be things I'm not far too often. I make good french toast. Dammit, I'm a pretty good cook. I love deeply. I hurt deeply. I like to dance. I like to sing. I like to go for long walks in Richmond Park. I'm a good friend. I think I'm quite good in the sack. I think I'm less attractive than I should. I'm good at what I do. I'm humble. I make myself laugh. Dude, I'm pretty fuckin' funny. I spend too long in the past. I spend too long in the future. I get stressed out when I can't find my keys. I like ewoks. I don't like roller coasters. I've used the same shower gel for 4 years. I'm generous. My secret middle name is Budleigh. I need to be more honest with myself and others. I'm better than I can possibly imagine. I overcome my shyness but being funny, and then people think I'm not shy, but I am. I like puma shoes. My living room is red. My eyes change colour. I've been in love 4 times. They were all great. I was destroyed at at the end, and then I grew more than I could possibly imagine. My dreams are massive. Everything is possible. I like adding to this list. Any more?....
Check out my new film!!!!
So I've just finished writing 'The Pick Up', a dark comedy set in London's seduction scene. We're trying to create awareness for this project so PLEASE ADD US TO YOUR FRIENDS LIST!! www.myspace.com/thepickupthemovie

My Interests

Acting, Buddhism, Girls. Not necesserilly in that order.

I'd like to meet:

Fun people, poetic people, wise people, stupid people, large people, small people, challenging people, beautiful people, people who make me think, people who make me laugh, people who make me cry, talented people, sobre people, drunk people, people who party, dancing people, singing people, intense people, chilled people, the person that makes me realise that's everything is OK, people who I love, friendly people, sincere people, dangerous people, safe people, people I can't forget, people who make me feel like a million fucking quid, people who educate me, people who make me forget, people who remind me what it is to be people.
And Bill Hicks.
Here are my birthday pics from 07! Hurrah!

Music:

Albums I'm listening to are: Inside in inside out by The Kooks, Razorlight by Razorlight, Yours truly, angry mob by The Kaiser Cheifs, St. Elsewhere by Gnarls Barclay, Tired of hanging around by The Zutons, Hed Kandi Disco Heaven 58, Nelly Furtado's new album, Sam's Town by the Killers, The Fratelli's Costello Music, Whatever People Say That's what I'm not by The Arctic Monkeys, Demon Dayz by the Gorrilaz. Put the volume up loud and wink at the girl in the next car to you.
Other stuff I have on my iPod at the mo: Hard-Fi, Coldplay, Basement Jaxx, Amy Winehouse, Erykah Badu, India Arie, John Legend, Stevie Wonder, Jack Johnson, Corrinne Bailey Rae, John Mayer, Roni Size, Tali, Funky House, Drum n Bass.... The list goes on....
I'm also available for weddings and Barmitzva's.

Movies:

Star Wars, Magnolia, American History X, Crash, LOTR , Aliens, Sin City, Memento, Glengarry Glen Ross, Office Space, Swimming with Sharks, True Romance, King Kong, Sexy Beast, Layer Cake, The Secretary, Donnie Darko, Closer, Transformers the Movie The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Kill Bill, Spiderman 1 & 2, 28 days later, Primal Fear, The Matrix 1 & 2. The list goes on and on and on and........
Most mportantly I'm gonna BE in movies...
Showing big love for my boys film. PLEASE SUPPORT THIS PROJECT!!!!! I have a tiny Cameo....

Television:

The Simpsons. Lost. Entourage. Blackadder. The Office. (UK and rightly 'proper' version.) Prison break.
Brit comedy. Peep Show, Green Wing, Lil' Britain. And old classics such as The Day Today, Knowing me, Knowing you, People like us and Brass Eye.
And anything I'm in.

Books:

Get through a lot of plays. 'Jesus Hopped the A Train' by Steven Adly Guirgis. 'Burn This' Landord Wilson. 'Closer' by Patrick Marber. Pinter rocks. And Shakespeare. Have to say him. Don't I?
The 'His dark materials' trilogy by Phillip Pullman. The Lord of the rings.
'The collected writings of Nichiren Daishonin;. 'A Youthful Diary' and 'The Human Revolution' by Dasiaku Ikeda.
Playboy, Razzle etc.

Heroes:

Bill Hicks, Steve Martin, Richard Pryor.
Anna knew she had to have some new shoes today, and Carlo had helped her try on every pair in the store. Carlo spoke wearily, "Well, that's every pair of shoes in the place."
"Oh, you must have one more pair..."
"No, not one more pair... Well, we have the cruel shoes, but no one would want..."
Anna interrupted, "Oh yes, let me see the cruel shoes!"
Carlo looked incredulous. "No Anna, you don't understand, you see the cruel shoes are..."
"Get them!"
Carlo disappeared into the back room for a moment, then returned with an ordinary shoe box. He opened the lid and removed a hideous pair of black and white pumps. But these were not an ordinary pair of black and white pumps; both were left feet, one had aright angle turn with separate compartments that pointed the toes in impossible directions. The other shoe was six inches long and was curved inward like a rocking chair with a vise and razor blades to hold the foot in place.
Carlo spoke hesitantly, "... Now you see why... they're not fit for humans..."
"Put them on me."
"But..."
"Put them on me!"
Carlo knew all arguments were useless. He knelt down before her and forced the feet into the shoes.
The screams were incredible.
Anna crawled over to the mirror and held her bloody feet up where she could see.
"I like them."
She paid Carlo and crawled out of the store into the street.
Later that day, Carlo was overheard saying to a new customer, "Well, that's every shoe in the place. Unless, of course, you'd like to try the cruel shoes."

My Blog

In the City of Angels. They have gun crime.

Hey. Well I made it here. it's quality. I drive a convertible and it makes me feel like a million bucks. Have a new site so swing by it. http://web.mac.com/jake_thornton/iWeb   Got some cool pict...
Posted by Jake IN YOUR FACE!!! on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 09:22:00 PST