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A.J.

Well...it sounded good at the time

About Me

Short, pale, clumsy and brutally honest...an iron fist under this velvet glove...shy, outgoing ( when alchol is involved)charming drop dead gorgeous ( agian when alchol is involved but this time on your part)....although I am sometimes told that I resemble a porcelain doll...but don't let that fool you I may look innocent but I have an axe I doubt you'll be missed.
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My Interests

Poetry, shakespear, theatre, fashion, wine...( I'd make a perfect gay man...)fine arts and handcufss...my husband needs them for work at least that's what we told the I.R.S.

I'd like to meet:

John F. Kennedy....Okay the suspense is killing us who did it?Jimmy Hoffa...I bet he wished G.P.S. was invented just a few years earlier..My Next Door neighbor...she has a funny haircut and never goes out without her big sun hat with a big fucking petunia pasted to it even in the middle of the winter...I wonder if she escaped or they gave her a day pass...I can't imagine why she doesn't talk to anyone but her cat and the plants.

Music:

Any Kind will do....

Movies:

From Rear Window to Blazzing Saddles and every genre in between.