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Napalm Sticks to Kids!

In the end we will not remember the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.

About Me

I'm about 6'8"
I AM 96% ASSHOLE! I am one of those people that love to hear the sound of their voice. That and my lousy attitude make for a mixture as toxic as next-day-mexican-dinner-burning-ass-drip.
Well No Shit! I coulda told you that.
A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the people that we did hire.

My Interests

Camping, Pool, Hockey, Geocaching, Tattoos, Russian Roulette, DJ Camus' Wrong Room Petting Zoo, Torncity, Guns, Shooting

I'd like to meet:

Fuck off! I hate People.

Music:

All sorts from Front 242, Dropkick Murphys and Nitzer Ebb to Johnny Cash, Aretha Franklin and James Brown

Movies:

Quills, Soldier, Uncle Buck, Ronin, Speed Tribe, Koyoshiya 1, The Last Samurai, Leon: The Professional

Television:

I stopped watching television about ten years ago. I'll catch Rome at a friends when it's on.

Books:

Mostly science fiction, military history, cyberpunk and technical books.

Heroes:

Mr. Pantella, Dr. Feynman and Bruce.

My Blog

Driving ability as determined by movie budgets

A movies budget can be loosely judged by the driving ability of the general populace in it. A big budget movie's world will have exceptionally shitty drivers, always veering off and crashing into thin...
Posted by Napalm Sticks to Kids! on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 10:15:00 PST

Fucking Megaforce!

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Posted by Napalm Sticks to Kids! on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 10:20:00 PST

20 minutes well spent

I finally get my GT scores in with my discharge papers. I figured I scored in the 70's and my recruiter thought I got in the 60's since it only took me maybe 20 min.GT: 139   GM: 147 &...
Posted by Napalm Sticks to Kids! on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 07:49:00 PST

Replicant

Does Dolly dream of identical Welly's?
Posted by Napalm Sticks to Kids! on Sun, 18 May 2008 06:39:00 PST

On Enlistment

I had previously made up my mind to enlist. God knows that the country needs men, and I  regard it as the duty of every able bodied man, who can possibly do so to enlist at once, the sooner the b...
Posted by Napalm Sticks to Kids! on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 04:25:00 PST

Bring it on!

36OnePlusYou Quizzes and Widgets...
Posted by Napalm Sticks to Kids! on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 04:05:00 PST

Bullet Ballet

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Posted by Napalm Sticks to Kids! on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 11:48:00 PST

Hadji Girl

I was out at the center of IraqAnd we were under attackAnd I volunteered to go in through doorsThen the first thing that I could seeWas every-body's favorite Burger KingSo I threw open the d...
Posted by Napalm Sticks to Kids! on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 01:18:00 PST

1/8" black holes. The inconceivable nature of nature

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Posted by Napalm Sticks to Kids! on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 01:47:00 PST

Hottest Woman EVER!

Sizzzzzlin!...
Posted by Napalm Sticks to Kids! on Tue, 15 May 2007 10:44:00 PST