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About Me

I'm just me. That's all I'm capable of being. I love to joke around and I love to laugh. I like hangin' out with my friends. Whether it's chillin' at the crib or wildin' out in public. I just love to have fun. Now, don't get me wrong, I can be serious at times. Mostly I'm laid back and easy to get along with. If you're my friend, I'm gonna joke on you. Just know that I love a good joke even if it's at my expense. So if I happen to get at you and you get offended, all I can say is, "You betta lighten the fuck up cause it's gets a lot worse than that!" HOLLA!FAQ ***READ THESE BEFORE YOU MESSAGE ME!!*** Q. Are you single? If so, what's up with me and you?
A. Yes and not a damn thing. i don't date or rendezvous (set up meetings) with people i meet over the internet. Don't get me wrong, we can be cool and we can be friends. i chat and i'm friendly. i just dont do that.
Q. What kind of guys do you like?
A. i like the ones that are funny and smart. being cute helps. i like the kind of guys that can keep up with me when it comes to intellect and humor and i like a guy i can just chill with. i dont need a guy who eats pussy and i dont automatically go for the ones with the big dick and say they're good in bed. although it IS a plus. a great personality and a nice smile goes a long way.
Q. What do u like to do?
A. I like to chill with friends, go to the movies, play games, joke around, i pretty much like to have fun
Q. How old r u? and Where do u live?
A. I am 19 and I live somewhere in Georgia.
Q. Do you have yahoo, AIM, or MSN messenger? If so, can I have your screen name?
A. YES. And no you can't have it. I only give it out to people i REALLY like. you have to really impress me to get me to REALLY like you. Don't forget, i'm a joker.
Q. Are you a virgin?
A. Yes.
Q. Do you wanna have cyber or phone sex?
A. HELL NAW!!! what the fuck is wrong wit you? if you message me with that shit, i will just ignore you.
Q. Want to exchange nudes?
A. No..not really. I DO NOT DO NUDES! If u wanna send me some of you, go right on ahead, i could use the laugh
Q. Why don't you comment me back?
A. You probably left me a comment like "thanx for the add!" or "whats up?" ...i do not respond to lame generic comments. LEAVE ME AN INTERESTING COMMENT and I WILL COMMENT U BACK!....JUST KIDDING I'm not on alot so sorry if i dont get back to you. I sure will try.
Q. Will u comment my pics/page/blog?
A. Yes. Just ask.
READ THIS BEFORE ADDING ME
i dont wanna talk to u if:
x ALL YOU'RE GONNA SAY IS "HI" OR "SUP" CHANCES ARE, I'M JUST GONNA IGNORE IT, OR SAY IT RIGHT BACK. GIVE ME SOMETHING TO WORK WITH. I DON'T REALLY LIKE "WHAT'S GOOD WIT U" EITHER. IT LEADS TO NOTHING.
x YOU ARE LOOKING FOR A GIRLFRIEND AND YOU'RE NOT BETWEEN THE AGES 19 AND 24. I MIGHT BE ABLE TO WORK WITH YOU IF YOU'RE 18, BUT I AINT MAKIN NO PROMISES. I DO MAKE CASUAL CONVERSATION WITH THOSE WHO DONT QUALIFY.
x YOU DO NOT HAVE A PIC OF URSELF UP...IF I DONT KNOW WHAT U LOOK LIKE THEN I DONT WANNA TALK TO U
x ALL YOU WANT ME TO DO IS LISTEN TO YOUR BAND. I'M SORRY BUT I'LL MOST LIKELY....NOT.
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My Interests

Music.
I love to sing and listen to the radio. Music is a big part of my life. Everything I do is to a soundtrack. I love all types of music. Mostly R&B Slow Jams and Hip-hop.
Drama.
I love acting, movies, and plays. I really like Musicals. My favorite in the whole world is Rent. My second favorite is The Phantom Of The Opera. I really wish to be an actress. My most favorite actress in the whole wide world is Tracie Thoms. I'm gonna meet her someday. And my dream is to get paid to act. That's the best job in the world and I'm gonna do it!
Dancing.
I love to dance and watch other people dance. I can't dance at all. Honestly, I'm still stuck on the running man. I want to learn someday.
Poetry
I write poetry sometimes. I really like reading it too. I favor poems that rhyme over the ones that dont. poems that rhyme take more skill to create. and mainly because the ones that dont rhyme arent really poems. NO. THEY AREN'T! it's called free-verse.
Forensics.
If I don't become an actress, GOD forbid, my back-up is to be a forensic scientist. I am fascinated with solving mysteries, collecting and analyzing evidence, and being observant. And yes, I DO watch CSI. But that show's not the reason. I've been this way since I was little.

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CAN EVERYBODY DO ME A FAVOR?

LOOK AT THIS PICTURE OF PRO-OSAMA PROTESTORS AND TELL ME IF YOU SEE SOMETHING UNUSUAL....
Posted by Kelli Tha Joker" on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 12:33:00 PST

REAL MEMO FROM OSAMA

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Posted by Kelli Tha Joker" on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 04:16:00 PST

Awwww SHIT!

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Posted by Kelli Tha Joker" on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 11:00:00 PST

For The Slightly Twisted Minds...enjoy

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Posted by Kelli Tha Joker" on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 09:55:00 PST

Lawyers' Awards

  The annual Stella awards, for the most frivolous successful lawsuits in the United States , are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled coffee on herself and successfully sued McDo...
Posted by Kelli Tha Joker" on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 08:56:00 PST

DOG OR HEN?

After a night of drinking, Brian crept into bed besidehis wife who was already asleep. He gave her a peck on the cheek and fell asleep.  When he awoke he found a strange man standing at theend of...
Posted by Kelli Tha Joker" on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 08:14:00 PST

Warning Sign

A priest and a pastor from the local churches are standing by off  the road, pounding a sign into the ground, that reads:  The End is Near! Turn Yourself Around Now, Before it's Too Late! As...
Posted by Kelli Tha Joker" on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 09:02:00 PST

CLASSIFIEDS.....

.....THE THINGS PEOPLE PUT IN NEWSPAPERS   ...
Posted by Kelli Tha Joker" on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 02:00:00 PST

Death By Skunk

A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night whenthe wife asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying atthe side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still aliv...
Posted by Kelli Tha Joker" on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 01:37:00 PST

SOME PEOPLE ARE SO STUPID YOU HAVE TO SAY, WOW.......

THESE ARE THINGS PEOPLE ACTUALLY SAID IN A COURTROOM   Q: Are you sexually active?A: No, I just lie there.Q: What is your date of birth?A: July 15th.Q: What year?A: Everyyear.Q: This myasthenia g...
Posted by Kelli Tha Joker" on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 03:34:00 PST