Television; movies; music; concerts (see also: Nine Inch Nails; fangirlism); snark; bingo; underwater basket-weaving; Jebus.
Probably not you. No offense. But I like to meet people in person. And no, that's not a request. Not unless you happen to be Jon Stewart, Trent Reznor, or Alan Rickman. Or Joey JoJo Junior Shabadoo. Or the ninth Doctor.
Did someone say accordian? no? oh. Nine Inch Nails; Oingo Boingo; Radiohead; King Crimson (preferably Discipline-era); Lady Sovereign; that totally obscure indie band that everyone is talking about; Bauhaus;
The Goonies; The Adventures of Priscilla: Queen of the Desert; V for Vendetta; Office Space; LA Confidential; Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (shut it!)
The Wire; The Office; Doctor Who; Project Runway; Rome; The Daily Show; and so many others my TiVo screams in pain.
How to Cook Forty Humans; the Harry Potter series
Simon, the God of hairdos; Jebus; your mom