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About Me

I have an irresistible face. I'm a bit on the OCD side. I have a bed in every room in my house - that's just how I roll. My hips don't lie. I can strike a fiercer pose than Tyra. I have 2 ambitions in life - 1 is to be featured in a print ad and the other is to eat a vat of cheese. I'm not on crack, I just excite easily. Oh yeah, and I also went to Petsmart Puppy Kindergarten, City of Cerritos Dog Obedience School, and City of Artesia Dog Obedience School for 2 semesters but apparently these myspace academia snobs don't acknowledge those schools as legitimate institutions of education.

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My Interests

Ankle Biting, Running Around the House With a Slipper in My Mouth, Feathers, Squeaking My Orange Ball, Not Walking, Not Sitting, Not Staying, Cheese, Biting Off the Eyes of Stuffed Animals and Eating Their Insides, Playing the Cookie Game, Dressing Up in Flashy Outfits, Barking at People With Food, Costume Contests, Open houses, Eating bark, Doggie Day Care, Dog Parades

I'd like to meet:

Cesar Millan, People with meaty ankles and bare feet, Those in possession of food, Tinkerbell Hilton. NO PORN STAR LOOKING CHICKS, POR FAVOR!!! Stop clogging my inbox, dammit.

Music:

Mostly Oldies - I'm forced to listen to K-Earth 101 and conservative, Republican talk radio while the 'rents are gone

Movies:

Best in Show

Television:

The Dog Whisperer and The Daily 10 on E!

Books:

Ones with lots of pages in them to tear out and chew up. Preferably library books!

Heroes:

That dog that played Eddie on Frasier. I should be in movies and television!