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About Me

i am The james. i'm the best The james you'll ever meet. and if you don't meet me, then there is something completely wrong in your life and you should go kill yourself. fuck it, go kill yourself now, cause you probably won't ever meet The james. The james is reclusive and only in limited edition hardback double disk box set. and there is a pizza named after me. but the james should hide his teeth and stop smiling in pictures. i also hold a vampires schedule, oh fucking gross, you got goat sperm all over your face, go clean yourself. and skip down to the part when i cough so much i puke and i tell you that really i'm a big fat bowl of frozen shit(cat shit even).

My Interests

shallow endless whole no radio bean and dip not together but duct taped like rodeo dancing with NCK!.

I'd like to meet:

blotter, hemoroid havers, misguided rectal lovers, and all should fuck themsevles, tarpits in love and joke. and i don't give fuck what you think. maybe someone that would leave me the shitfuck alone unless said person knows me or at least thinks they know me.

Music:

alkaline trio, ramones, the nerve agents, the lawerance arms, NCK, scared of chaka, the muffs, misfits, dillinger four, guttermouth, rise against, the queers, groovy ghoulies, guns & wankers, snuff, against me!, afi, the briefs, the bloodhound gang, the nobodys, skinny puppy, butthole surfers, the monkeys, more more more more moremorerermeoreroemreormeoremroerer roermeroemroem more.

Movies:

science of sleep, plague dogs, little miss sunshine, and the dvd that ash and jamey made for me for my birthday, it has the best soundtrack, ever.

Television:

vomitously addictive, and i can't sleep without it.

Books:

math

Heroes:

bleeders.

My Blog

glad to be back

it's kinda exciting having that daily chest pain, really makes me motivated. kinda wish i could launch my nuts into space, then i could say "there ya go, play with those, send'em back when you're done...
Posted by addicted to backwash on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 10:55:00 PST

said many just to halt there shit head!

sunk chest into blank area behind me. rendering stares and footprints in dust. bye.
Posted by addicted to backwash on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 08:09:00 PST

readjudgegoaway.

fishnets huanting me again or maybe that single line up the back of your leg where i'll repent. fuck it stiff legged and dare to argue it some more, or fight the fact you love it, can't live without i...
Posted by addicted to backwash on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 09:32:00 PST

no cuase delay your reaction then silence

cracked my head, filled my phone, re-met with very old friends, golfed better then i expected, should have been locked up. awake three weeks later with a couple minor cases of obsession(nothing to do ...
Posted by addicted to backwash on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 10:57:00 PST

to my

i love you fucking pieces of fuck so much. that it turns into hate, i hate you(most of you, not all). you never call, and when say "i've lost my phone"(in a little whiny voice) you return to me ...
Posted by addicted to backwash on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 08:52:00 PST

gabba gabba i'm a whore!

talking, i was, to andrew. he tells that the place he works at has named a pizza after me, The James(just in case you forgot my name and decide to call me by some other guys name). we're going to make...
Posted by addicted to backwash on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 07:31:00 PST

thy wheel turns to smoke on the death

i got a new design for sparkles but no one what to shine like that. gotta new tpye of march, but no one wants to move their feet. also gotta mouth problem, it makes people run, or bored(you get to cho...
Posted by addicted to backwash on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 09:36:00 PST

i sez shank your local christ

i only feel somewhat bad for not saying goodbye to people. but there were too many, and i was unconfortable, so bad feelings get drown. and it's better for me to leave in such a fashion(un-n...
Posted by addicted to backwash on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 10:36:00 PST

lisping jesus

i've got shoes and over time, i'mma make more money, so i can buy more shoes, so i can make more money, so i can buy more shoe, etc. i'm not sure what shoes have to do with making money, but go fuck y...
Posted by addicted to backwash on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 08:01:00 PST

the stars have ears

and we walked to a place where i knew confrontation was likely, not cuase i was looking for it. but becuase i wanted to play pool. i got to the front door, and went back home and became some one i hat...
Posted by addicted to backwash on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 11:34:00 PST