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Heather

Nowhere in Uzhhorod have I seen things like this.

About Me

I'm quiet when I'm not being loud. I think almost everything is funny. I'm so laid back, it's difficult to stand sometimes. According to an online IQ test, I'm a genius. Yeah, you heard me right. GENIUS. I paint and make crafty things. I write a lot. I love Polaroids. I'm learning to sew. I'm obsessed with screen printing. I'm newly addicted to Flickr . I like music and movies and don't really care much for tv. In fact, I think it might be evil. I'm just sayin.

I spend my days selling my soul and occassionally the souls of others. I'm in "media sales" with a "real job" and try to keep that on the down low. Or is it low down? Lown Dow? Anyway, my dream is to start a magazine with all my friends and to have a hamster mascot who may or may not wear a little cape.

My guiding philosophy is this: Break Free.

My Peeps
i've collected 8 lucky cats and about 100 cool ones:

View the cool ones

My Interests

being a total dork, hamsters, hampsters!, collecting words, art, yoga poses that make me feel like I'm on broadway or in a kung-fu movie, writing flash fiction, haiku, Clover, painting, screen printing, plumbers, spelling things rong, hating Wal-Mart, all sorts of music, fried tofu, clouds that look like rabbits or polar bears or crocodiles, floating on, burping, good manners, pretend kick boxing, French accents, car fires, my pal Laura's two terrific tots, Polaroids, air hockey, holding hands at the movies, happy hour, igpay atinlay, oranges that are easy to peel, unicorns, unicorns killing mimes, monsters, superheros, street art, baking cupcakes, engaging conversations, losing my cell phone, taxidermy, philosophy, deep thoughts, that GIANT hill on Denny, saving the lives of pigeons, cute boys who wear glasses and make me laugh like an eeediot, blushing, chap stick, smelling like flowers, having pretty hair.

I'd like to meet:

Rabid squirrels, pigeons who don't know nothing, boys and girls who are cool and nice and stuff.

Music:

The Hold Steady, Lftr Pllr, D4, Modest Mouse, Rilo Kiley, Murder City Devils, Weakerthans, The Sonics, Clash, Soul Coughing, The Plastic Constellations, Mark Mothersbaugh, Barry Manilow, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Husker Du, Replacements, Soul Asylum, Old 97s, XTC, Velvet Underground, Sleater-Kinney, Starlight Mints, Sufjan Stevens, TMBG, Ugly Casanova, Weezer, duets from the 70s, Radiohead, old skool punk rock, Beck, Ramones, Pixies, Modern Lovers, some country, some jazz, some hip hop, Blondie, Tulip Sweet, stuff that still uses guitars.

Movies:

Me and You and Everyone We Know ))((, Rushmore, Eternal Sunshine, Spirited Away, The Life Aquatic, Broken Flowers, Ghost World, Lost In Translation, Little Miss Sunshine, The Princess Bride, Amelie, Igby Goes Down, Secretary, Airplane, Xanadu, 80s teen flicks, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Donnie Darko, Edward Scissorshands, movies about pre and post pubescent wizards at bording school in England, Garden State probably, Gimme Shelter, and lots more.

Television:

America's Funniest Home Videos (I like watching people fall down.)

Books:

I'm all old skool and stuff. Salinger, Henry Miller, Kurt Vonnegut, Huxley, Hemingway, James Joyce, etc. I really like reading small press stuff and fanzines. Magazines, too. I LOVE magazines. My favorites are Nylon, Bust, Martha Stewart Kids (they have swell crafts), Magnet, Make, Ready Made, Look Look, Rivet and Giant Robot.

Heroes:

My mom. Awww.

My Blog

Lori's Welcome To The Bunny Planet

It was big so I moved it here. It's also lovely. Hop. Hop.
Posted by Heather on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 07:25:00 PST