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NightMer-edith

Some will never learn anything because they understand everything too soon

About Me

I like swing music, antiques and old movies. I like to walk down historic streets and cemetaries and smell old musty smells. It's haunting but makes me smile. I am one of the most empathetic human beings you will ever meet, which makes my job really hard! I kill mean people with kindness in hopes that they will see they are being an idiot. I find visual beauty in everything including trash all over the streets and I cry if I feel overwhelmingly happy. I love LOVE. I love the feel of Touch. I love kissing with raintears pouring down our faces. Release. And. Smile. I rarely use the correct vocabulary words in the right sentences and realize it 2 days later or when my friends give me that "Oh Mer" smirk. (But I am working on this) I don't have a dog yet, but when I do, his name will be Panties. He has a theme song. I'll sing it for you. I like people who make me laugh so hard I pee my pants. I DON'T THINK ANYONE SHOULD HAVE TO DIE, WITHOUT LAUGHING SO HARD THEY PEE THEIR PANTS. Try not to wait till you are 80 when it's not fun anymore, and it's more like a chore and you say to yourself... "NOT AGAIN!" I love to run really fast and slide on hardwood floors in my socks... I love my family so damn much! I have an amazing set of friends that would do ANYTHING for ya.

My Interests

I am interested in sleep, but never get around to it. I am interested in why we get goosebumps, but I hate the word goosebumps. I love tattoos but I don't have any. I HATE HATE, but... I hate dolls, clowns and birds. They should be locked up in a trunk in the attic to never return to the real world. Deciphering REALITY from DREAM and WISHES. Smiling. Good conversation. Stupid pointless conversations. Hair. Faces. My baby grand and guitar... and harp, if I had a harp, Madonna concerts, family time, sunshine but please protect yourself with the SPF, spicy forgein foods, walking/ biking around in nice weather to a park and sitting there for hours. People are awesome and interesting to watch and consume... I love dot dot dot... Vintage looking pin-up girls with tattoes rock. WAWA, in general, but preferably the one at 1602 South Delaware Ave Philadelphia, Pa 19148

I'd like to meet:

Good pub beer drinkers (i.e. TROEGS, Delerium Tremens, Blue Moon, any Heffeweizen, Duvel, any of the Unibroue brews, Belgium Belgium Belgium! Dunkels, Yuengers.) Philly Phreaks. 'specially SOUPH PHILLians that will sit on my stoop with me and love thy neighbor with me. GOD I MISS MY HOUSE! Just anyone really that talks. Nicely. People that are not in our presence anymore that I would like to meet---Jesus (so we could square away a couple of things) my grandmother (she's the only one in my family that I look like, she sounded damn witty, and I never got to meet her) Alfred Hitchcock (he made great funny films - truly, I believe he made comedies, not suspense films) Bobby Darin (the boy can belt and fill out a tux clear through a smokey room) Luther Vandross (that muthafucka makes me cry) Marilyn Monroe (duh) People on earth that I would like to meet... Tupac (I know he is somewhere) Madonna (duh) Queers:

Movies:

Hot Fuzz, Shaun of the Dead...80's movies, ALL 80's movies, movies from the 80's, Thinker Movies, movies that make you think, movies with messed up families, and messed up individuals, old black and whites- HITCHCOCK! anything with Carey Grant img src="http://www.meredy.com/vinbw/bringingupbaby.jpg"

Television:

It's a SONY.

Books:

I find that I do enjoy books that inform you on what happens if you give animals food: If You Give a Pig a Pancake, If You Give a Mouse a Cookie, and If You Give a Moose a Muffin... these books teach everyone an important lesson- DON'T GIVE THESE ANIMALS ANY OF THESE FOODS OR YOU WILL BE RUNNING YOUR ASS AROUND ALL DAY FETCHING THINGS FOR THEM!

Heroes:

Stray cats and dogs that can make it in this world. Innocence.

My Blog

Merediths Ol Irish Prayer of youth

I once had a kickass log, With a plank, I called it seesaw. Now... it's a bit of a fog, But I THINK I had a basketball :( I use to swing from this bar, That was...
Posted by NightMer-edith on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:16:00 PST

27 things in 72 hours

1) If your 65...and never really danced. you can still learn. it will make you feel young. cause you are. skippy. 2) Someone loves you. 3) Suprises are good at any time. by anyone. for anyth...
Posted by NightMer-edith on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 12:08:00 PST

WAWA was my selling point!

SO, you all may think I am crazy.... but I am going back to the overnight shift after 2 weeks of working in the daylight!  yes, i have turned into a zombie.  and yes, i miss my hoo...
Posted by NightMer-edith on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 12:20:00 PST

Recipe for Life

Read all ingredients and directions before beginning... Ingredients: 1 all-purpose bed 6-8 hours of sleep (depending upon your taste) 1-3 wake-initiated lucid dreams (base this on your mood) 1/2 a day...
Posted by NightMer-edith on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 12:50:00 PST

Perfection

Perfect trip. Perfect companion. Perfect weather. Perfect smells. Perfect veiws. Perfect song. Perfect boom. Perfect crackle. Perfect colors. Perfect airplane. Perfect car. Perfect cry....
Posted by NightMer-edith on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 02:05:00 PST

Oh Lil' Debbie...

I feel like she is an optical illusion...  how can so much sweet goodnes be all wrapped up into one girl?  She's been around my house lately and it seems like she is in every room I go in.&n...
Posted by NightMer-edith on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 11:53:00 PST

The ice cream truck man...

SHOULD NOT HAVE HIS MUSIC ON IF HE IS GOING TO BE DRIVING 40 MPH DOWN MOYAMENSING AVE!  Some people actually LISTEN for that shit and run out the door for Red Rockets, Screwballs and Chipwhi...
Posted by NightMer-edith on Thu, 10 May 2007 12:22:00 PST