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Melizza

prettyingreeen

About Me

Versatile

My Interests

the uncanny, the funnies, typos that change entire contexts, animals that look like mad scientists, morning bed stretching.

I'd like to meet:

An immortal car

Music:

Pots, pans, shoe boxes, and rubber bands

Movies:

Really bad movies with happy endings.

Television:

Masterminds
Snapped

My Blog

20 things

Nice things:1) I just saw a banana with curly hair and a mustache on the side of a truck.2) Bananas.3) Sitting on my balcony in the morning, the rocking chair, the warmth of the sun, coffee and cigare...
Posted by Melizza on Thu, 08 May 2008 09:26:00 PST

vroooooooooom

i have a car now. it's an oldie but goody. don't expect me to give you rides or anything yet because i owe money out of my ass in parking tickets from a previous car. but soon enough you'll probably s...
Posted by Melizza on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 03:42:00 PST

melissapedia

i like words. sometimes i like them so much, i make them up. there is a word i think should be in the dictionary. i think every human alive would use it. it is:la-mi-ty [la-mi-tee]noun -plural: ties ...
Posted by Melizza on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 08:51:00 PST

i love the 80s

don't act like this wasn't the best show ever at one time: AND...I DON'T LIKE RABBITS. they just sit there and stare. it creeps me out....
Posted by Melizza on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 02:51:00 PST

you = sexy

well hello there, sexy. yeah you, you hot blog reader. i really have nothing to say except there is a stop sign in a nearby neighborhood and underneath the word stop is another word which someone so o...
Posted by Melizza on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 09:24:00 PST

help

so i am ashamed. yes. very, very ashamed. not the ashamed you  felt from your mother barging in your room during climax while there was porn fuzz on the screen. worse. i just don't know what...
Posted by Melizza on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 11:01:00 PST