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Noodle Salad

About Me

Truthfully, I was told recently that I reminded someone of "Big Trouble in Little China". I'd prefer to be the "Escape from New York" Kurt Russell, but any Kurt Russell comparison will do.

My Blog

help! i’m getting wrapped up in hamburgers!

i've landed back in austin. i had an insane cell phone bill to tangle with and a lovely letter from my insurance company denying me my coverage for my nearly $3000.00 wisdom teeth surgery. a lot to ...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 15:30:00 GMT

thems crazies loves me

this past friday, i was getting home from work, inches from putting the key in the front door, and the gigantor-fat, crazy neighbor lady pulls up next to me in her car and starts shouting "who in yo f...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 17:30:00 GMT

Angry Ladies Vagina and My Computer’s Gone to Shit...Good Morning

So, I woke up and got ready for work, then I tried to use my computer and I found out that it is totally fucked and I'll need to take it to the Apple Store. Then I got in my car to go to work at 8:30...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 16:38:00 GMT