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Jessica Hell

Chinese, Japanese, Dirty knees, look at these!

About Me


I have been on hiatus lately. Been doing the housewife thing and still loving it!!!!!!!!! I've been in Arizona for awhile visiting family. Now I'm back in Denver and so happy i'm back. My husband and i are totally happy and enjoying are time together. We renewed our wedding vows and I'm so much more in love with him that I ever was. Now a little background about me!!!! I Love going to shows and spending time with my ol man and daughter. I spend a ton of time with them now that i don't work anymore. I like drawing, tattoos and I love martinis!!!!! If my body would not involuntarily sleep I would be up 24/7 loving my man!!!! other than that i like being home and kicking back.

My Interests

Staying at home with my kid and standing by my man 100% is my numero uno interest!!!!!! I like all the cool rockabilly stuff has to offer. I love the car shows, music and going to tattoo shops to hang out with good friends.

I'd like to meet:

YOU GUYS ARE A BUNCH OF ASSHOLES!!!! YOU SEE I'M IN A RELATIONSHIP AND HAVE A KID. YOU ARE SICK!!!!!! It's totally weird and sicko that you guys hit on married women. I do not want to meet any of you dorky emo or college boys that keep e-mailing me to hang out or for phone sex or chatting. I'm married!!!! Do you really think you are going to get lucky? I'm sure there is some easy and attention starved girl out there on the internet that will give you her number. I'm not one of them. I have no problems getting laid. So if I want it go pick up a hooker!!!! I hope this eliminates the 100s of pathetic requests to chat, email, phone sex and meet up somewhere. Don't go and cry to mommy now.Why do you dorky boys keep e-mailing me to chat and hook up? Do you guys actually have luck with girls going for you creeps on the internet?If so then that is one fucked up slut!I've collected over 50 phone numbers from strangers giving it to me in their emails.What losers and the same for any girls that fall for that shit!

Music:

I love punk, rockabilly and phycobilly music to no end! Just no r&b or rap!!!! Please!!!!

Movies:

I love classic black and white movies from the 40's and 50's. i'm so fascinated with horror movies and can never get enough.

Television:

I can tell you I miss the x-files series and Millenium. those are the best shows. The brady bunch reruns are growing on me. Love Dirt!!!

Books:

Read? Fuck no! I'm to punk for that shit. What did pink floyd say about education? I'm a liberated woman and can use my womanly charm to get places. :-p

Heroes:

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My Blog

CREEPS AND LOSERS

OK so i have my profile set so if someone wants to add me as a friend they have to know my last name or email address. how and the fuck are these losers looking to hook up with married women and have...
Posted by Jessica Hell on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 06:33:00 PST

I'm a stay at home mom again!!!!!!

One of my mother's day present is being a stay at home mom. I worked the last few months to save money up for the summer so i can stay at home. We are both soooo excited. It was so hard leaving my c...
Posted by Jessica Hell on Sun, 14 May 2006 07:40:00 PST