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nate

What? Did you eat a brain tumor for breakfast or something?

About Me

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My Interests

Piracy, humble pie, shanks, french whores, power walking, blue oyster cult, narcotics. art. MURDER.

I'd like to meet:

people who take their meds.

Music:

the sound of one hand clapping.

Movies:

my span of attention is no longer that of a full length feature film.

Television:

ive been thinking a lot about the Munsters lately, and ive come to the conclusion that it really is one of the most genius premises for a show, EVER. like, maybe even better than CopRock. maybe... the Simpsons, Strangers With Candy, Dexter, the G-Girls, Family Guy, Arrested Development, anything on the history or discovery channel (BORN WITHOUT A FACE!!!), America's Next Top Schill, Carnivale(R.I.P.), Oz (prison sex!!), Harvey Birdman, the Venture Bros, various law and orders. gobble gobble gobble.

Books:

Battle Royale, The Passion, Choke and the various works of mr Palahniuk, Russkie shit. The Master and Margarita, Geek Love, Carter beats the Devil... i do love circus freaks.

My Blog

a partially fictionalized account of Sep.25th

..1: i cant go to work today because im too depressed. ..2: what a coincidence, i cant go to class today for the same reason. whats your stinking problem?..1: my cyberboyfriend got me cyberpregnant ...
Posted by nate on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 08:41:00 PST

last night i had the strangest dream...

perhaps it was all the cheese i ate before bed...but i dreamt that tyra banks was for some reason my legal guardian, and we lived in my granparents house on long island...and she found out that i had ...
Posted by nate on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 11:29:00 PST

life sans shirt.

i was told, last night, by a reliable source, that i look much better without a shirt on. im not sure how to take this, as i am known to wear shirts quite often.
Posted by nate on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 05:39:00 PST

why am i awake/alive?

its 5:30. damn my infernal internal timer. it knows that i will just have to be awake again all night tomorrow night and will not let me sleep until daylight. blast it all. making matters worse, is...
Posted by nate on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 02:36:00 PST

much needed dryspell.

i havnt had sex in a really long time. well, a really long time for me anyhow. and i dont really miss it. i also will be turning like 40 next week. is it inner peace, or old age?
Posted by nate on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 01:24:00 PST

a black man once said...

i was walking home today from someone's apt who shall remain nameless, when a 20something thug fellow said to me, in a totally non confrontational tone "Triple X, Pointdexter." por que?
Posted by nate on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 08:20:00 PST

BLACK SHEEPS.

so, when i was like...really young...i went to a petting farm, right? so for whatever reason i took a special "shine" to a black sheep named Eileen. for whatever reason i was left alone in the yard ...
Posted by nate on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 11:43:00 PST