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Lola Badtouch

Wham! Bam! Thank you, ma'am.

About Me

the duke of new york, i'm A numba ONE!!! say it again doctor loomis....

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My Interests

sugar, alcohol, coffee, shakin' it.

I'd like to meet:

contrary to popular belief i have no desire to meet new friends for sexytime and rappers from the bronx, so yeah, stop sending me poorly written messages, i'll just forward them to my friends and laugh at you. cuz yeah, i'm a bitch, but fuck what else have i got goin for me?

Music:

anything i can turn into a showtune.

Movies:

zombies. porn.

Television:

Food Network, l&o (and offshoots) ny1 (mornings) judge maria lopez, john from cincinatti, HEROES!!!

Books:

i, claudius. anything harry.... how many more days??? hitchhikers guide... gimme a book and i'll read it

Heroes:

Charles Bronson, Judge Judy, nigel tufnel, and that guy who did that thing that time.

My Blog

pussy dick sex.

THE UNCOMFORTABLE SURVEY(lets see if you can get through it.)this really isnt uncomfortable, it doesnt even mention anal. but its 8 am and i'm feeling emo and not sleepy. enjoy.-Shortest relationship?...
Posted by Lola Badtouch on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 05:14:00 PST

it certainly isnt the taste.

ahem.Crying Over Spilled SemenWhy women who don't use condoms feel happier.By:Tiffany KaryThe finding that women who do not use condoms during sex are less depressed and less likely to attempt suicide...
Posted by Lola Badtouch on Mon, 28 May 2007 10:06:00 PST

maury has jumped the shark... tapdanced over it even.

ok i'm pretty sure the guest on maury is on crack. or pcp at least. seriously. his name is AMOS he claims 20 children, but not his wife UNTA's 2 kids. (ashanti and americle, for good measure) and he k...
Posted by Lola Badtouch on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 07:26:00 PST

my birthdays coming up... hint hint

from todays post:April 12, 2007 -- MICHAEL Jackson may finally be getting rid of Neverland. The self-titled King of Pop quietly put the sprawling, 2,700-acre Santa Barbara estate on the market several...
Posted by Lola Badtouch on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 12:50:00 PST

the bottle incident.

julia helmet Add to My Profile | More Videosthanks tiff, for putting video proof of my drunken dumbassery on the internet....
Posted by Lola Badtouch on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 12:08:00 PST

requiem for a blonde...

i really liked anna nicole. you could say she was my idol... well thats going a little far, marilyn she will never be, but i've always had a soft spot in my heart for curvy bottle blondes. but i gotta...
Posted by Lola Badtouch on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 11:25:00 PST

the stages of drunkeness

my new years resolution was to get a grip on my drinking problem. not to stop drinking (remember in the summer when i stopped drinking for 2 days then went out and vomited on the pope and analy fisted...
Posted by Lola Badtouch on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 10:24:00 PST

i woke up at 7am

thinking jeez, i sure feel crampy, but i shouldnt be on the rag for another 2 weeks. and guess who decided to pay an early visit??? fuck me. you know i've accepted eve;s curse with grudgingly but i've...
Posted by Lola Badtouch on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 05:05:00 PST

on the subject of fisting

is it safe to fist a pregnant bitch? couldnt the baby be greiviously injured?
Posted by Lola Badtouch on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 10:15:00 PST

anybody wanna peanut?

now we all know i'm a big tool sometimes but such is life. anyhoo, i want to see apocalypto, and before any of you haters start judging on me (harrison, i'm looking in your direction) this is why: "If...
Posted by Lola Badtouch on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 02:18:00 PST