pussy dick sex. |
THE UNCOMFORTABLE SURVEY(lets see if you can get through it.)this really isnt uncomfortable, it doesnt even mention anal. but its 8 am and i'm feeling emo and not sleepy. enjoy.-Shortest relationship?... Posted by Lola Badtouch on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 05:14:00 PST |
it certainly isnt the taste. |
ahem.Crying Over Spilled SemenWhy women who don't use condoms feel happier.By:Tiffany KaryThe finding that women who do not use condoms during sex are less depressed and less likely to attempt suicide... Posted by Lola Badtouch on Mon, 28 May 2007 10:06:00 PST |
maury has jumped the shark... tapdanced over it even. |
ok i'm pretty sure the guest on maury is on crack. or pcp at least. seriously. his name is AMOS he claims 20 children, but not his wife UNTA's 2 kids. (ashanti and americle, for good measure) and he k... Posted by Lola Badtouch on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 07:26:00 PST |
my birthdays coming up... hint hint |
from todays post:April 12, 2007 -- MICHAEL Jackson may finally be getting rid of Neverland. The self-titled King of Pop quietly put the sprawling, 2,700-acre Santa Barbara estate on the market several... Posted by Lola Badtouch on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 12:50:00 PST |
the bottle incident. |
julia helmet
Add to My Profile | More Videosthanks tiff, for putting video proof of my drunken dumbassery on the internet.... Posted by Lola Badtouch on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 12:08:00 PST |
requiem for a blonde... |
i really liked anna nicole. you could say she was my idol... well thats going a little far, marilyn she will never be, but i've always had a soft spot in my heart for curvy bottle blondes. but i gotta... Posted by Lola Badtouch on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 11:25:00 PST |
the stages of drunkeness |
my new years resolution was to get a grip on my drinking problem. not to stop drinking (remember in the summer when i stopped drinking for 2 days then went out and vomited on the pope and analy fisted... Posted by Lola Badtouch on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 10:24:00 PST |
i woke up at 7am |
thinking jeez, i sure feel crampy, but i shouldnt be on the rag for another 2 weeks. and guess who decided to pay an early visit??? fuck me. you know i've accepted eve;s curse with grudgingly but i've... Posted by Lola Badtouch on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 05:05:00 PST |
on the subject of fisting |
is it safe to fist a pregnant bitch? couldnt the baby be greiviously injured? Posted by Lola Badtouch on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 10:15:00 PST |
anybody wanna peanut? |
now we all know i'm a big tool sometimes but such is life. anyhoo, i want to see apocalypto, and before any of you haters start judging on me (harrison, i'm looking in your direction) this is why: "If... Posted by Lola Badtouch on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 02:18:00 PST |