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Ashley

I don't walk....i wiggle

About Me

I work with hair that isn't attached to a human head. My nick name is Sass. Whales scare me. I love Champagne. I like to sleep when im bored...which is alot. I would rather sit at home and watch mtv then go out. Im a nice girl from the midwest with a little kick. Tattoo's don't impress me. Buying me things does.

My Interests

"She's a rebel, she's a saint, she's the salt of the world and she's dangerous. She's a rebel, Vigilante, missing link on the brink of distruction. From chicago to toronto she's the one they call oh whatshername?. She's the symbol of resistance and she's holding on to my heart like a hand gernade. is she dreaming what im thinking? Is she the mother of all bombs gonna detonate. is she trouble like im trouble make it a double twist of fate or a melody of that." and Yoshitomo Nara

I'd like to meet:

Randy Quaid. Brody Dalle. the kids that come out only at night.

Music:

taking back sunday,The Loved ones. the used, box car racer, saves the day, the distillers, ramones, detroit cobras, LeTigre, Green Day, Postal Service, strokes,Gob,Libertines, CCR,nofx, guns-n-roses, Pat Benatar, Meat Loaf, Stella Star, kings of leon,The sonics, dr.dre, MOdren English, red hot chilli peppers, the old country i used to listen to in wisco.....dixie chicks...strawberry wine...........There is no good reason I should have to be so alone I'm smothered by this emptiness Lord, I wish I was made of stone Like a fool I lent my soul to love And it paid me back in change God help me, am I the only one Who's ever felt this way?A heart that's worn and weathered Would know better than to fight But I wore mine like a weapon Played out love like a crime And it wrung me out and strung me out And it hung years on my face God help me, am I the only Who's ever felt this way?Now my sense of humor needs a break I see a shadow in the mirror And she's laughin' through her tears One more smile's all I can fakeThere is a wound inside me And it's bleeding like a flood There are times when I see a light ahead Hope is not enough As another night surrounds me And it pounds me like a wave God help me, am I the only one Who's ever felt this way?

Movies:

Bad Santa, Saved!,Almost Famous, dirty dancing, empire records,

Television:

Oprah is my godess and cops..everyday at 3 and 3:30

Books:

Anything eric gives me to read....his big brain feeds mine.

My Blog

Some girls try too hard

So i was at Alex’s show last week and while making my way thru the crowd i noticed 3 different girls in 3 different groups wearing those big, ugly nerd glasses.  Now we all know that these ...
Posted by Ashley on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 10:49:00 PST

When people send dumb e-mails

I was just sent an e-mail by a friend back home that said... According to The Book of Revelation the anti-christ is:The anti-christ will be a man, in his 40s, of MUSLIM descent, who will deceive the ...
Posted by Ashley on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 10:54:00 PST

I once dated...

Boys are weird... I once dated a boy with my same name...it wasn't really his name but thats what he went by...he dumped me for a girl that does cheap porn. I once dated a guy who asked me to hold him...
Posted by Ashley on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 10:21:00 PST

Champ it

So Emilia and i went to the cobra starship show last night in Jersey...holy shit!!!  No booze cuz it was at the school of Rock but holy moly that Gabe can sing!  The best part of the show wa...
Posted by Ashley on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 10:03:00 PST

Reload

So i had a massage today and an energy reboost.  it was fucking awesome.  My sholders are fucked but damn she got rid of all the bad energy in me.  I feel great.  Isn't weird when ...
Posted by Ashley on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 02:22:00 PST

Cheese Land

So i have been home for like 5 days...totally lame the only good thing is the puppy that my mom named Sass.  ahhh a little cockapoo... Im bored out of my mind.  I have been eating meat (da...
Posted by Ashley on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 04:00:00 PST

Is the end near?

So last week was pretty much the worst week of my life.  I opened my big fucking mouth to my boss...cried...and now i look like a total tard to her.  Im losing my best friend. My apartment f...
Posted by Ashley on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 09:28:00 PST

Moles on the train

           Does anyone else think it's totally gross to eat on the train?  Not only do you make everyone smell that rotten shit your eating but damn man......
Posted by Ashley on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 10:45:00 PST

Justice!

Oh man so i went to the Justice show last night with Luke and i have to say....the best concert i have ever been to!  One of the highlights was the girl with the crutches pumping them in the air....
Posted by Ashley on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 03:21:00 PST

yes, survey time!

1. The status of you and the last person you kissed?i kiss a new boy everyday so no status2. Whats bothering you right now?The way the velveta cheese is sticking to the back of my throat. 3. Would you...
Posted by Ashley on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 10:21:00 PST