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Antonius Funk

Everything worth it hurts a little bit.

About Me

I have a great affinity for playing and listening to music, booty shake level dance moves, chocolate, fetish models, comic books, pushing myself, being troublesome, and change. Also, I tend to bring sexy back.Some see this as good. I tend to agree with those people.

My Interests

Asskickery of all sorts.

I'd like to meet:

Stevland Hardaway Morris

Music:

cansei de ser sexy, the clash, les rhythms digitales, final fantasy, the arcade fire, dragonette, the french kicks, wilco, curtis mayfield, elliott smith, the divine comedy, beta band, bjork, parliament, brothers johnson, cymanade, sly and the motherfuckin family stone, james brown, tower of power, stevie wonder OH MY GOD stevie wonder, michael jackson in the 70's, Jimi Hendrix, Bob Dylan,The Beatles, Janis, Zeppelin, red hot chili peppers, primus, king crimson, , johnny cash, nin, depeche mode, the cure, pixies, neutral milk hotel, three mile pilot, the black heart procession, the minutemen, iggy pop, queens of the stone age, faith no more, mr. bungle, fantomas, mike patton in general, Ween, the white stripes, modest mouse, blonde redhead, the mars volta, mogwai, fugazi, Steely Dan, Charles Mingus, monk, ellington, davis, pastorius, Sonny Rollins, Ron Carter, Ray Charles, Motown, A tribe called quest, the roots, the pharcyde, the philadelphia experiment, black star, talib kweli, Stanley Clarke, Chick Corea, John McLaughlin, MMW, Little Shop of Horrors, Phantom of the Opera, Rachmaninov, Beethoven, Frank Zappa, Patsy Cline, The Faint, Sigur Ross, Air, Amon Tobin, Ninja Tunes, Aphex Twin, Squarepusher, anything that will make me work up a sweat goddammit...

Movies:

The Secretary, Sin City, Closer,Ichi The Killer, Versus, Waking Life, Iron Monkey, The Legend of Drunken Master, A Clockwork Orange, Brazil, Lord of the Rings, Baraka, Do The Right Thing, Quentin Tarantino stuff, bad sci fi movies, cheesy horror, stand up comedy, especially early Eddie Murphy and Robin Williams Live on Broadway, Eternal Sunshine, most independent movies pique my interest, Muppet movies including but not limited to: the Dark Crystal, Labrynth, The Muppets Take Manhattan... , the Transformers movie (a classic), Natural Born Killers, The Usual Suspects, American Splendor, the Christopher Guest movies, Team America, Jaws...

Television:

LOST, Deadwood, The Prisoner, Sopranos, Heroes, Invader Zim, comedy central, Chapelle show, family guy, Monty Python flying circus bits.

Books:

100 Bullets, Preacher, Y the Last Man, Ex Machina, Global Frequency, Fell, Desolation Jones, Invisibles, Transmetropolitan, Frank Miller anything, The Picture of Dorian Grey, Ficciones, No More Prisons, Fast Food Nation, Peoples History Of the United States of America, Wallace Stevens, Poetry Language and Thought, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, Still Life With Woodpecker, Vonnegut, Bukowski, The Plague (Camus), Terry Goodkind, Sandman by Neil Gaiman, Phillip K. Dick, David Sedaris, Fight Club, Eric Berne...

My Blog

Contact

Just when you think you've had it up to here with the irritating friend requests, the bands nipping at your heels to pay them some attention, the fuckups in management, the complete and utter breakdow...
Posted by Antonius Funk on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 03:30:00 PST

Ladder to Heaven

In the spirit of great tradgedies being exploited for political and corporate enterprises, I just thought I would share with you some lyrics from a southpark episode called "ladder to heaven":Where we...
Posted by Antonius Funk on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 12:06:00 PST

Savannah, Phantoms and Cougars

Just a little heads up that I made it to Savannah safe and sound! The bike trip is finally completed, and will be featured in a photo blog update coming soon... as soon as I get my shit generally toge...
Posted by Antonius Funk on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 11:56:00 PST

Salutations and Future Plans

Damn. It's been a crazy run these last two years, moving out to the east coast, living in Boston, going to Berklee, meeting all these amazing people, learning everything I have and changing in all tho...
Posted by Antonius Funk on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 08:10:00 PST

Just thought you all should know, I am a fucking dork.

Which Lost Character Are You? You are Jack. Self-appointed hero and doctor extraordinaire, it's your job to save everyone. You have little time for fun and games, but you do like a good st...
Posted by Antonius Funk on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 05:09:00 PST

own it

Whew. So things have mostly been pretty fantastic lately. I'm running on this kick of inspiration that crept up out of nowhere... well, not quite out of nowhere. I recently got back into reading graph...
Posted by Antonius Funk on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 09:26:00 PST

the laptop fails

Yeah. That's pretty much the short and skinny of it. My laptop decided to start making sounds much like a mouse in a blender, which is NOT very pleasant. (Just in case you were wondering) So here I a...
Posted by Antonius Funk on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 11:15:00 PST

halloween pictures (may take time to load)

Today was a day of gettin shit done. So, on that good token, here are those halloween photos that are well overdue! Enjoy... ...
Posted by Antonius Funk on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 05:58:00 PST

complete makeover

Soo this is totally ridiculous. But go here to investigate further. I found this amusing. You may find it totally stupid. Either way...lookit....
Posted by Antonius Funk on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 07:46:00 PST

Kann nicht stoppen. Stoppt nicht.

First off: http://babelfish.altavista.com/ Now: Ich wundere mich, wieviele von Ihnen dumme Leute der Zeit, zu übersetzen nehmen, was meine Seite sagt. Ja ist dieses eine neue Obsession, die im Wese...
Posted by Antonius Funk on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 09:18:00 PST