The guy who does the pterodactyl in Harold & Kumar, the dude who shot Ruby with a pellet gun in the Navajo reservation (he won't be able to shoot much of anything when I'm done with him), Danny Carey, Ashley Danielle, the person who invented hair relaxer (that stuff is the bomb!) as well as the dude who invented Murray's wax, David Beckham (so I can make sure he knows the MLS is really not what it's cracked out to be...greedy fuck...although you can't blame him), George Weah (so I can ask him why the hell he ran for President of Liberia...he should've stuck to soccer), and Jean-Claude Vandamme because he's so addicted to drugs it has made him into a superhuman comedian (I suggest you check out some of his interviews...).
.. Jessie's Girl, Sherrie on FunnyOrDie.com ..