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Jack E.

I'll come at you like a spider monkey!

About Me

So.. these are my "blurbs", eh? Sounds pretty formal. Where to start?I love Ashley. Forever.I'm Jacki. Woo. One hundred pounds of muscle and hate. Haha.Alright.. screw it.. Honestly, I should be institutionalized... for a long time.. I'm not going to deny that. Completely psychotic.I'm a smartass. REALLY BAD.I should be living in the 80's right now.. but it seems that this is not the 80's.I'm a generally happy person. I'm a cancer.. which basically means that I'm a moody little bitch. Understandable. I think I have that semi-in control though, so you're alright. I try to be as nice as possible to everyone. Almost all of the time... some people just have it coming to them. I do anything to avoid conflict. Because conflict sucks. Music is the best thing in the world. Seriously. I don't know what the hell I'd do without it. I'm really laid back. Seriously.. You could slap me.. and I'd probably let you enjoy life for a little while longer.. laaiid back. Get it? Good. There's so much more... I'm such a complex individual. Haha.I stare at random things for long periods of time. Why not. Exactly.I like to cause obnoxious scenes sometimes. My pont: Public areas + overdramatic screaming = pure bliss. I'm pretty much reallllyy strange when it comes to grammar. If you can't figure out the difference between 'your/you're' and 'there/their/they're'... please.. don't even talk to me.Smile at each other, smile at your wife, smile at your husband, smile at your children, smile at each other--it doesn't matter who it is-- and that will help you to grow up in greater love for each other. - Mother TeresaThe heart is the place where we live our passions. It is frail and easily broken, but wonderfully resilient. There is no point in trying to deceive the heart. It depends upon our honesty for its survival. -Leo BuscagliaYou can always create your own experience of life in a beautiful and enjoyable way if you keep your love turned on within you- regardless of what other people say or do. -Ken Keyes
And since its just a little too hard to scroll down.. I present to you, my dear friends, this comment box. Feel free to talk about whatever you'd like. For instance, you have a joke you would like to share.. but are kind of ashamed to say in public.. TELL IT HERE! I swear no one visits my page anyway! Or maybe, you hate me.. (I know there are some of you fuckers out there). Go ahead..YELL! You fuckheads. Oh, and please.. PLEASE.. try to refrain from putting music in your comment. I need to hear my song. I get vicious if I can't hear it. Thank you.

My Interests

Ashley. Rosemary and olive oil Triscuits. Yeah, that's it. Oh and LIFE. Life interests me. Drawing.. that's fun. People.. they're fun. Long walks on the beach.

I'd like to meet:

YOU. I'm looking for friends. Guys, girls, and everyone in between. People to talk to, hang out with. You know how it goes.Also.. evildoers and/or pirates. :shifty eyes:

Music:

Fischerspooner Goldfrapp The Postal Service Deathcab For Cutie Ima Robot Metric Violent Femmes Portishead The Shins Tegan And Sara Elefant The Sounds Paramore Hot Hot Heat Freezepop The Faint Silversun Pickups The Rakes Elliott Smith Daughtry Cloud Cult Killswitch Engage The Cars AFI Bright Eyes Mars Volta Modest Mouse Radiohead Miss Kitten Peaches Black Eyed Peas Motion City Soundtrack My American Heart 1990s MC Lars Suicidal Tendencies Dropkick Murphys Donovan The Yeah Yeah Yeahs Sublime The Clash The Doors Depeche Mode Weezer The Smiths Greenday The Strokes Joy Division The Bravery Pussycat Dolls Mindless Self Indulgence From Autumn To Ashes Disturbed System Of A Down Pink Floyd Flipper Nine Inch Nails Rancid The Ramones Alkaline Trio Black Flag The Transplants Rage Against The Machine Coheed and Cambria Beastie Boys Queens Of The Stoneage NoFX Prodigy Bumblebeez81 Da Brat Missy Elliott Yo Majesty Insane Clown Posse Freestylers Basement Jaxx Fatboy Slim And.. the fucking Sex Pistols.

Movies:

Lots of good ones. Anything that doesn't make me want to tear my face off. Donnie Darko= A.M.A.Z.I.N.G.If I had to pick "THE greatest movie of all time".. it would probably be The Green Mile. I've never cried so much in my entire life. And for that single reason, it's my favorite movie.

Television:

Family Guy.. Oh.. and if I'm having a "dark" day, I watch Hannah Montana... JUST to cuss a bitch out. I fucking hate her.

Books:

Anything with pictures. Or if those are not around.. anything by David Sedaris. I have severe issues with books, and reading ten pages, and putting that book away, just to get lost somewhere.

Heroes:

Ashley. Marlboro. Budweiser. My mom. My sister. Jesus.

Because I haven't said enough...

Status: Married. FOREVERRRR.
Whadyawant?: Pals
Orientation: I'm a homo.
Hometown: Fort Lauderdale, Florida. 954 Fo Lyyyyffffe, Represent.
Body Type: Too short to be a model.. too tall to be a midget.
Ethnicity: Destined to be a crazy drunk. SWEET. It's not my fault.. it's in my blood. Alcohol runs through my veins.
Religion: Dot dot dot.
What's yo siiign, baby?: Cancer.
Puff / Chug: Too much / Socially
Ankle-biters?: Who knows. Maybe sometime? Not today.
Edumacation: Some college.. can't you tell?
Occupation: Cool Kid.
Income: Enough to not die from starvation.

My Blog

Are you hoping for a miracle!?

Do you like to watch Comedy Central?: I don't have the priviledge of watching television.. thanks..How often do you visit your grandmother?: Not that often... R.I.P.How many people on you myspace frie...
Posted by Jack E. on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 06:44:00 PST

I’ll be the platform shoes, undo what heredity’s done to you

200. My middle name is:amazinnnngggg 199. I was born in:Fort Lauderdale, FL 198. I am really:INSANE. 197. My phone is:An amazing piece of hotness.. LG Rumor.. white.. 196. My eye color is:creeeppy 194...
Posted by Jack E. on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 04:43:00 PST

Hay-soos y Maria!

STORY OF MY LIFE Hi, my name is: JackiWhen I'm nervous: I chew on my lip& or pick at my fingers..By this time next year: HawaiiiiiiYesterday : Was an amazing day of newfound FREEDOM!PART 1: YOUWere yo...
Posted by Jack E. on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 06:20:00 PST

No subject

This has been bothering me for a while..   Why would you have said that I was your best friend, and then start lecturing me on my "downward spiral"? What is wrong with my life? I've never been th...
Posted by Jack E. on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 06:49:00 PST

Perfect...

As far as I'm concerned, my life is perfect right now. I'm with the girl of my dreams. We're living in an awesome place. I just got a pretty cool job. But most importantly.. I am SO happy. I can't eve...
Posted by Jack E. on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 03:27:00 PST

AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Oh. Em. Eff. Gee.   I'm moving...   To Capitol Hill.   And it will be amazing.   This week sometime.
Posted by Jack E. on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 08:31:00 PST

Mrehhh.

Today isn't a good day.   AT ALL.   But tomorrow... will be amazing. I hope. I scored two days off in a row... so we'll see what trouble I can get my ass into... hmmm.. I have to find a tras...
Posted by Jack E. on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 02:03:00 PST

A not so drunken blog... for goddamn once!

  Anyway, so yeah.. amazing night. My life is so great right now.. I'm really happy even though I might not seem so most of the time. My heart is happy.I've been blessed to have some amazing peop...
Posted by Jack E. on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 12:46:00 PST

Oh EM GEE.

Tonight... pretty much made my LIFE. And all it included was going to Big Daddy's with my mom and dancing alone to a live band... but it still... might have been the best night of my life.   JTLY...
Posted by Jack E. on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 01:41:00 PST

Shaking booty, making sweet love all the night. It’s time I got back to the goooddd liiife.

So I've got some time on my hands.. and for the first time in a while.. I'm not saying that in a sarcastic "oh I've always got time on my hands but I'll just say I've got some spare time.." kind of wa...
Posted by Jack E. on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 11:55:00 PST