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JOE KNOCKZ

About Me

ABOUT JOE KNOCKZ!
IM RICH B*TCH!!"
I'm writing this really fast so forgive me if it's boring..,.I'm into sports (mainly football and basketball), gambling, pool..and most normal guy stuff..except racing. I hate racing. I'm left handed. I love comedy shows. I hate horror films. I like hearing random facts. The channels I mostly watch on TV are Comedy Central, Discovery Channel, The History Channel and whatever channel football's on. I like reading books on philosophy and psychology. I like to drink...beer's alright but honestly I'd rather drink jager, jack daniels, rum, vodka..anything with 40% or more alcohol in it....I don't smoke.. don't care if you do...it's your lungs... I like playing pool...like playing chess (if I'm playing someone who's a challenge). I'm very competitive regardless of age or gender (people won't ever get better at something if you let them win..so I won't let you win...if you beat me than you're better..). I like teaching people anything at all as long as they want to hear it...I hate when people don't want to learn..I don't mind if someone isn't extremely smart..but if they're stupid and don't care to learn anything at all..It annoys me. Also, people without a sense of humor are annoying....If I say something sarcastic and the person looks at me like I'm serious...I'll probably let you just think whatever you want... You can bring up most any subject and I can carry a convo on about it. I love learning stuff I don't already know..I love food..I eat like 5 times a day but never gain a pound. Favorite food is chicken. I like cuddling..sleeping..lounging..I'm not lazy though, I'm up for anything...you could wanna go climb a mountain and I might say "naw not right now" but if you're persistent I'll probably give in cause I love when people are determined. I love to gamble..I could go to the casino everyday. I love hot tubs and taking long hot showers...
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INTERESTS Celtics
Colts
axe body wash
Reading
Psychology
Astronomy
Burger King
KFC
Wendys
Cheesecake
Strawberries
Chicken
Family Guy
South Park
Stand Up
Scrubs
Gambling
Girls
Money
Playing Pool
Poker
Rapping
Shoes
Sleeping
God
The Bible
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Member Since: 15/10/2005
Band Website: WWW.JOEKNOCKZ.COM
Band Members: Joe Knockz
Lil' Half
B-Case

Type of Label: Major

My Blog

Random stuff I learned today (Day 1)

Well, I got to thinking about it and I learn all kinds of stuff every single day&so maybe I'll keep a type of journal on here with stuff that I learn.  (If I can remember that is&.If I happen to ...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 03:29:00 GMT

A story from Socrates - (The dialogues of Plato)

So, I was reading the Dialogues of Plato and here's a story within "Republic" that comes from Socrates.  I thought it were a little interesting so I'm sharing..Imagine people kept prisoners for l...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 00:42:00 GMT

Don’t Throw Rocks at Birds

So today I went outside and sat on my steps.  There are birds all around my neighborhood I usually ignore them but I noticed this one particular bird that was looking at me from a limb on the tre...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 14:14:00 GMT

My idea of the perfect girl

She has to be shorter than me.  If you're taller than me then you're not my idea of the perfect girl because you are an ogre.  And if you're an ogre then the hugs are just awkward&I mean&yea...
Posted by on Wed, 28 May 2008 23:24:00 GMT

so here’s my dilemma

So here's my dilemma:  Girls say "you could have any girl you want".  Whether they believe this or not (which I'm sure is a stretch of their imagination) is up for debate, but, they say it n...
Posted by on Sun, 25 May 2008 02:50:00 GMT

My Thoughts on Life

I was sitting in bed, contemplating life and instead of simply thinking, I started to type out my thoughts.  Here's what I wrote:What is the point of consciousness if not to harness knowledge?&nb...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:40:00 GMT

My Celebrity Look-alikes

http://www.myheritage.com
Posted by on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 08:57:00 GMT

10 things to do when you’re bored

When I read these bulletins they're filled with things like "I'm so bored I'm going to hang myself for fun....what do I dooooooooo"Well today's your lucky day.  Joe Knockz has 10 things you can d...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 22:25:00 GMT

Im not perfect....not even a little bit.

Today..and on a few other occasions I was told "You're so perfect".  I reallllly have to get some things off my chest here.  I'm so far from even being normal that by even thinking I might b...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 01:55:00 GMT

Crazy Random Facts

These are random facts off the top of my head I've learned from Bathroom readers.  I'll update them periodically.  Bird rule of thumb - If it sweats it can't fly.A Suriphobe is someone afrai...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 23:45:00 GMT