Gotta change the 'About Me' section, 'cause it's totally off. I'm not going into loads of detail; just to say that I'm living in Florida, working, having fun (of the very strict, regimented kind, you know), eating far too much junk food and sitting on my duff way too often. Though really, just wanted a chance to use the word 'duff' in a sentence.As for personality, I can be a bit off. I am forever doing strange things with people to whom I am well accustomed, and I do not know why I do them. Weird noises, dancing spastically in public, strange conversations ranging from midget porn to God knows what else. I do not do this to be different; it is just who I am. I can, from what I know, be the most boring person in the world. When I'm tired, I can stare at the wall like a piece of fruit and give one-word answers. But usually, I think, I am fun.I love to read, and to write. I am a HUGE fan of South Park -- Butters is the best character ever -- and I am not ashamed to admit that most times I would rather watch cartoons than live-action television. I love movies, especially horror movies, and usually end up watching D-grade schlock rather than Hollywood produced schlock, both of which can end up being equally bad. I love dresses, though I rarely wear them, and were I rich I would own at least 100 pairs of absolutely uncomfortable shoes. I like tornados, and lightning, and would storm chase if I had the chance. I'm a terrible dancer. I love music (especially instrumental music), and singing in the shower. My biggest addiction is cheese. I am also into short sentences.Sometimes I think strange things, like maybe I am full of cotton. Which, of course, is not true.Also, I can be an attention whore:
