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Your Lord and Master ~Lily~

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About Me

About me? First off...
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And I'd also like to add that I'm... a pirate, the cheshire cat, a dear sweet innocent angel, the female version of "oh the cleverness of me" peter pan, silly beyond all recognition, a dee dee dee, a liar, an honest person, living in a fantasy world but stuck in the real one, obsessive, swimming in denial, a thief, survivor, confused, a pathetic loser, stubborn, occasionally funny, special And unique just like everyone else, in love with the wind, a nerd, sadistic, kind and gentle, cute, a villain-lover, absurd, a perFume addIct, borinG, confident, pathetic, a smartass, MystErious, plaiN, looking for someThing, deeply disturbed, a debaucherOus bastard, a girly girl, Fickle, a movie and music junkie, a drinker, a voYuer, the vOice that whispers in yoUr eaR encouraging you to make bad decIsions, a niece spoiler, in need of attention, broke as a joke, ghetto and only occasionally fabulous, an oMnivore with a slightly higher inclination towards Meat -yum yum, A push over, trying to Get my shIt straight, a corporate robot, a role model (scary i kNow), sArcastic, an enTertainer, a reader and a wrIter, a cheerleader, a cOrporate whore, materialistic, an optimist, a morbid bastard, definately not a cutter, a stroNg believer that black is always in fashion and there is no such thing as other colors being the "new" black, a midget, the green eyed monster of envy, that stupid little dog that keeps wagging its tail even if you just got done beating the crap out of it, cruel, compassionate, a puppy, a serial mass murderer (I just don't know it yet), a dominant bitch (heinous was taken ;P ), a device of chaos, a dime a dozen, all of the above at the same time.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

********Maleficent's Diablo*********** The very talented Luis Fernando, The Anubis Cult Leader DH, The acclaimed (because I say so) Jenaro Pagan, The magnificent snake charmer Marc Teitler, Neil Gaiman, Tim Burton, Johnny Depp, Danny Elfman, The Members of Blackfield, Rob Schnieder and his hot brother ;), Adam Sandler, Pauly Shore, Carlos Mencia,the members of She Wants Revenge, Vin Diesel, Oded Fehr, Laurell K Hamilton, Garth Nix, Myspace's Tom Anderson and Chris DeWolfe, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pit, the members of Depeche Mode, Hillary Clinton, Joaquin Phoenix, Michael Parkes, Mouktar from Cirque du Soleil's Zumanity and oh gawd please Kevin Grevioux (rawr).

Music:


Marc Teitler, Ulrich Schnauss, Iain Ballamy, VAST, MUSE, Shiny Toy Guns, Portishead, Bjork, Zero 7, Mono, Air, Zurdock, Lhasa De Sela, Goldfrapp, Massive Attack, She Wants Revenge, Rob Zombie, Warp Brothers, Prodigy, Soul Coughing, Korn, Kittie, Snake River Conspiracy, Depeche Mode, Perfect Circle, Enya, Linkin Park, Adema, Bubba Sparxx, Daddee Yankee, No Doubt, Seal, Smashing Pumpkins (before they turned to the light), HIM, Weezer, 311, Suicidal Tendancies, Ludacris, Garbage, The Pervs, Raul di Blasio, Andrea Bocelli, Sneaker Pimps, etc etc etc

Movies:

Pan's Labyrinth, Spaceballs,The Nightmare before Christmas, Corpse Bride, 10 Things I Hate About You, Cry Baby, Pirates of the Caribbean, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Sleepy Hollow, Pitch Black, Chronicles of Riddick, Fun with Dick and Jane, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Interview with the Vampire, Underworld, The Fifth Element, Resident Evil (both), Legend, Labyrinth, Aeon Flux, Vampire Hunter D, Hoodwinked, Ice Age, Incredibles, X-Men (all three of them), Original Sin, Redeye, etc etc etc.

Television:

Will and Grace, SouthPark, Friends, Mind of Mencia, Discovery Channel, Sponge Bob, Cartoon Network, MTV and...funny/nifty commercials i.e.

Books:

The Anita Blake Series by Laurell K Hamilton. Alanna the First Adventure, In the Hand of the Goddess, The Woman Who Rides Like a Man, Lioness Rampant, Wild Magic, Wolf Speaker, Emperor Mage, The Realms of the Gods, First Test, Page, Squire, Lady Knight, Trickster's Choice, Trickster's Queen (in sum anything with Tamora Pierce's name on it for sale), Sabriel, Lirael, Abhorsen, In the Forests of the Night, the list is too long to go on.

Heroes:

People who actually grew up to be what they wanted to be and are happy doing it.

My Blog

The Skinny

Been a while since I last blog, I figure it’s about time. The week didn’t start out so good. On Sunday, it turns out that one of my idiot relatives tried to murder one of my other relative...
Posted by Your Lord and Master ~Lily~ on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:21:00 PST

Goodbye Myspace

After much debate I’ve decided to cancel the myspace account that I have. Please leave your goodbye messages after the beep (if you have any) *BEEP*
Posted by Your Lord and Master ~Lily~ on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 11:52:00 PST

The Holy Rant

Ever seen this bumper sticker? God protect me from your followers. I really haven't warmed up to the new Pope. He is slowly becoming the Gorge W of Rome. 1. "Bioethical" violations such as birth cont...
Posted by Your Lord and Master ~Lily~ on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 11:34:00 PST

The Conflict

This is not the beginning but somewhere in the middle. The darkness is gone replaced by the illuminated shop lights. I am a 1950s socialite and so are the other women I find myself in company with, on...
Posted by Your Lord and Master ~Lily~ on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 04:24:00 PST

Alien Hunting, Contributions to the Economy and other nonsense

And this is how I spent my vacation day: After having a dream that just left me feeling all sorts of weird I got out of bed and ready to take my mom to the doctor. We arrived late, as per my usual st...
Posted by Your Lord and Master ~Lily~ on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 11:44:00 PST

I Did Not Wait To Be Rescued

The sweet smell of chicken cooked in red molĂ© filled the Hacienda like a delicious aroma therapy. The inhabitants moved around happily, doing their household chores and some  preparing ...
Posted by Your Lord and Master ~Lily~ on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 11:25:00 PST

We Got the Funk

I've never been to an art auction before, the one I attended today   was probably not your average run of the mill fancy pants auction either. The people were loud, smoke engulfed the crowd,...
Posted by Your Lord and Master ~Lily~ on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 10:12:00 PST

Christmas 2008

I am officially the owner of Louis Vuitton merchandise, this is a monumental moment. It started out as any other Monday. Waking up really early like to get to work in time for the 5AM shift. By mid d...
Posted by Your Lord and Master ~Lily~ on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 10:30:00 PST

Thursday Feb 28

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Posted by Your Lord and Master ~Lily~ on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 12:20:00 PST

Clark County Democratic Party - Just Kidding

We got up at the butt crack of dawn in an attempt to get to the Clark County Democratic Party (CCDP) at 8am - registration was suppose to be happening between 8 to 10am. Being the prompt people that w...
Posted by Your Lord and Master ~Lily~ on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 09:49:00 PST