Redneck Pick Up Lines |
1) Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea.
I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sig...
Posted by Captain Morgan on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 09:08:00 PST |
My New Years Resolution (Snow Boarding) |
So it is to get in shape so that next Winter I can go Snow Boarding. This is something I have wanted to do for a long long long long time. Well I am going to do it. And if I do meet my goal ...
Posted by Captain Morgan on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 05:01:00 PST |
Slinks |
My ferret slinks passed on last night.
Going to miss that little butthead.
Posted by Captain Morgan on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 12:58:00 PST |
Online Dating Guide for GALS: Part One |
Hiya ladies, some of you may have read the Guide for Men). That was the one where there was some, oh, I dunno, general hints and advice on things, based on what Id heard a few of you women complain ab...
Posted by Captain Morgan on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 10:42:00 PST |
FILL IT OUT OR DIE |
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF:1. I died from natural causes:2. I said I liked you:3. I kissed you:4. I lived next door to you:5. I started smoking:6. I stole something:7. I was hospitalized:8. I ran away from ...
Posted by Captain Morgan on Tue, 04 Oct 2005 12:56:00 PST |
WHATS LEFT TO PIERCE |
well got my lebra pierced..well atleast i think thats how you spell it...I got my eyebrow both ears any my tounge pierced.. Next is going to be nipples and at that point i think i have ran out of stuf...
Posted by Captain Morgan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
THE RANDOOM THINGS YOU THINK |
OK i know this sounds wrong. But when me and guy went to vegas he had a rental on the visor it had a picture of a baby in a car seat being decapated by the airbag.......And from that point on i wanted...
Posted by Captain Morgan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Would YOU!!! |
Would you...
1. Give me your number?
2. Have sex with me?
3. Let me kiss you?
4. Watch a movie with me... even a really scary one/
5. Let me take you out to dinner?
6. Drive me somewhere/anywh...
Posted by Captain Morgan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
DRINKING IS THE DIVIL I TELL YOU |
Whats happening. Well I sobered up from drinking last night. So I figured i better leave you guys a story and me a reminder of what I did.
So heres a story of Me drinking.
Well I start the night...
Posted by Captain Morgan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
I mean really why do we care so mcuh |
I mean really. Ok I have had fish before, had them a couple years, they died I flushed them, no tears shed. Than this morning my ferret slinks which is the cutest thing ever I find really sick. It sen...
Posted by Captain Morgan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
