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Dorkus Smorgusbord

You are a dick ted

About Me

Hmm.. well.. I'm quite shy, but once you get to know me I open up. I am goofy.. I make up my own words to songs when I don't know them , and I dance even though I can't.

Dark Purple
To others, you seem a bit dark, mysterious, and moody.
In truth, you are just a very unique person who doesn't care what others think.
And you really enjoy your offbeat interests and friends.
You've decided that life is about living for yourself - simple as that. What Color Purple Are You?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Just anyone to talk to. .I am pretty easy goin :)

Music:

All kinda music :)Right now I'm really like The Garden State Soundtrack. The Shins most definetly. I like a wide range of music from Sublime, to Steve Miller's Band, to.. yes I'll have to admit it, Johnny Cash. I love his last album.

Movies:

Fight Club, My girl, Shawshank Redemption, Garden State, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Bill and Ted, Super Troopers, Beerfest, Clerks 2 (You never go ass to mouth!) any Kevin Smith movie... well except Jersey Girls, Finding Neverland, Big Fish, American Beauty...Princess Bride is my all time favorite movie... That's Inconeivable!!

Television:

Simpsons, Family Guy, Scrubs, my friend has gotten me addicted to The L Word... thanks Natalie.. I haven't seen them in a while though cus I don't have a TV anymore. :)

Books:

Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy, Catcher in the Rye, Harry Potter! I'm not ashamed to admit that i can't wait for the final book, Fruits Basket is adorable, Life of Pi, The Princess Bride, and S.D. Hinton book (the Outsiders), any J.D. Salinger book, Slaughter-House Five, Mysterious Skin, Siddartha, and many many more!