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chris

Houston , I have a problem .

About Me

Former bored teen , now annoyed adult.

My Interests

I'm not at liberty to discuss this matter at this time.Let's just say you faint only once or twice.

I'd like to meet:

Hot young chicks to party with and...oh , you mean like, important people or historical figures and stuff like that. I don't think my wife would like the other,ooops! Ghandi , Stalin ,Pol Pot ,Jesus(I have some suggestions), John Wayne Gacey(love the clown thing,paints wonderfully)' Vlad Tepesch and The Wiggles.

Music:

Capt. Beefheart , Link Wray , Butthole Surfers and all sorts of things in between.I shant bore you.

Movies:

Generally put me to sleep.

Television:

Has melted my brain.

Books:

Fill up far too much shelf space in my house.They're also heavy.

Heroes:

All the little people who've made this all possible , thank you.