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janette

we are all in the gutter but some of us are looking at the stars...'Oscar Wilde'

About Me

nursing student going into trauma room...over the hill model...but still work... but now model more for things like arthritis medication....not a fan of my space and choose not too go overboard with the site..doing it cause i have retarded friends who spend their lives on it...seems like i can only know what they are up to by checking it on line..thats all i care to write

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My Interests

no time too much studying...have a vague intrest in going to the moon...

I'd like to meet:

DIARY OF A CAT...... EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DIARY..........Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comme nts about what a "good little hunter" (am BASTARDS!!) There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinemen t for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage. Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe.For now...

Music:

rock n roll...mainly hair bands from 70s 80s...oh and gotta love polka

Movies:

care bears go on killing spree 3...awesome...

Television:

CNN..naked NOVEMBER RAIN

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Books:

way too many but reading a tough one now...i like green eggs and ham...man its hard!

Heroes:

my cat with deformed feet...way to go laila! Funny Cat Speaking

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