: Crystal Facts and Other Useless Info :
- I was named after two 1980's Soap Opera characters ... One a rich/clueless/bitch, the other was a witch.Loves action/horror/comedy/drama/biography movies.Music plays a major role in my life. I love most genres, but cannot tolerate rap/hip hop/r&b. I just can't ... and if you push it on me, sugar will be poured in your gas tank.Jodie Foster once told off my uncle for taking too long at the pumps. When he apologized and said he was on his way to his own mothers funeral, she used every vulgarity known to man. In my family ... Jodie Foster is the devil reincarnate.Is one of the most honest people you will run across, sometimes too honest.I'm a MUTT plain and simple. I'm part Spanish, Mexican, German and Irish ... So, I have a temper and can hold my own in a drinking contest. Too bad I ...Rarely drink, lol ... I'm more into water, hot/cold tea, and energy drinks ...Can be very sarcastic at times, and love to joke around.Along with a few others, was tricked into going into a (new at the time) Hollywood Celebrity Scientology center ... they gave us cookies and soda and wouldn't let us leave the movie room when they presented us with a "The Church of Scientology Presents ..." film. No, it wasn't Battlefield Earth.I'm the eldest of three children. When my brother is 23 I'll be 33, and that makes me sad! So if you ask me to set you up with my sister before knowing her age ... I'll have to cut you a little (See 6th bullet, remember I'm part Mexican)Am a comic/anime/sci fi Fan-Girl ... one of the few, and damn proud of it!LOVES art. I can draw alright. Never took a class though.I have very little patience ... (See 6th bullet, remember I'm part Irish)Is full of useless facts (Did you know when you flatten the average human lung(s) it'll be the size of a tennis court?!)Can design/construct/sew my own clothes/costumes. I took fashion design for about 2 years ...Believes in God, but not particularly religious. So don't worry about me doin' the ol' Christian Double-Talk!Isn't very girly. So, if you tell me a sob story and want me to console/relate with you, or want me to look at your kids pictures, come to me with guy/girl problems ... it'll only get you a weird look from me as well as laughter.Curses frequently. I know ... it's a bad habit, doesn't sound nice coming from a girl, blah blah freakin blah ... but there are worse habits I can pick up, like going to the hospital to switch around babies and their name bracelets ...Used to do modeling to pay my medical bills, lol!Have entered and won art/painting/writing competitionsWas born and raised in Southern California. L.A/Orange County bordering towns.Has been accused of having an L.A accent, whatever the F*ck that means, ese!I love cooking. Come Christmas time I turn into Martha Fucking Stewart, only I still have my soul!Forgets anniversaries, birthdays, and some holidays. So if it's like a 23rd week anniversary or some b.s like that, don't expect me to buy a freakin card.When bored and out in shopping/tourist areas, will use a fake accent to mess with people. (So far I've been Australian, English, Russian, and Southern. Nothing beats a not overly exaggerated cockney accent though!)Doesn't know when to stop bullet lists ...