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Myspace LayoutsI am the unbridled poster child for ADD so if I don't keep this page up-to-date it was only because I started it when I was exceptionally bored after spending two and a half days at home with some really nasty projectile vomit inclusive
illness and had to do something between naps and bowing to the porcelain god.Some of my fans call me Boobs because I used to manage a Victoria's Secret store for almost six years and not only do I have a nice pair but I can pick any woman off the street and tell you what she's doing wrong with her bra, so yeah, I am a hetero female not afraid to acknowledge other
women's breasts and teach them how to look good because I have a helluvanego and don't mind helping a less fortunate sister out.The side effect is that I'm a bit myopic so forgive me if I don't look you in the eye--it's a self preservation thing to look just to the right over someone's shoulder so it looks like you're giving eye contact when you're not, because
I'm sorry but after seeing one too many I-breast-fed-and-its-like-somebody-stuck-a-pin-and-popped-th
em-what-do-I-do's,
I don't want to look like you and I don't want to think about it. My mama always said, I gave you my ass when I was pregnant, you're not taking my boobs. And she was right.But enough about boobs,I also have an MFA in screenwriting from USC and do some freelance advertising and PR when I'm not out running the retail world and teaching women to
look sexy. I grew up in KC and if my friends give me shit, it's only because I have life experience, and am well versed in dealing with backwater punks. If you don't get it, it's your problem, not mine.And PS: Rumor has it Serge and I were gonna get married. I'm not sure I believe it...
Peace and love. Hippo Thong Song
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