Change... |
...I need it.I really wonder sometimes about people who get married. How do they do it? How do they look at someone and decide, "Okay, this is the person whose face I want to see 24/7 for the rest o...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Nov 2008 08:57:00 GMT |
Life without a car? |
$600 a month. Six. Hundred. Dollars.That's how much I spend each month in order to own an automobile. Allow me to break it down: car payment: $350insurance: $90gas: anywhere from $100-$150, so...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 23:43:00 GMT |
This guide sucks. |
Every road looks the same. You're standing at this fork in the road. You're in the middle of nowhere. You need to choose a road and just start moving. NO, NO, NO...don't think! Just pick one and ...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 03:01:00 GMT |
I won Powerball. |
Okay, so I only won $7.00...still, I made my money back and then some.I was 3 numbers away from $165 million.I so desperately want to know what life is like when you're not struggling for money on a d...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 00:50:00 GMT |
What are you going to do with your life? |
In the year, 2078, I will turn 100 years old......if I'm still alive, of course, which I will be, OBVIOUSLY.What will I have accomplished by then? In the next 71 years, I will probably:...get married...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 23:41:00 GMT |
Things could be worse. |
No matter what you might be going through, life could always be worse, right?Well, what if everything is going right? You're healthy. You have a nice place to live. You have nice clothes. You have...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 01:28:00 GMT |
I'm a wreck. |
In seven hours, Gretchen will be boarding a plane bound for Orlando, Florida. Everytime I think about it, my stomach turns inside-out. I hate that she's getting on an airline. It scares the fuck ou...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 22:22:00 GMT |
Thanks, Jessie. |
So, apparently, I'm a creep for looking up ex-girlfriends on MySpace.WTF? Isn't that what it's for?I'm just curious how these girls' lives have turned out.At one point in my short life, they meant ev...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 02:06:00 GMT |
People annoy me. |
You know, when I go out to eat, I go to have a good time. The only thing that could possibly ruin my good time is getting horrible service. With that in mind, I try as hard as I can to make sure tha...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 20:39:00 GMT |
People tend to hate the wrong person. |
We have a girl at my work who seems to be a problem for everyone except me. They are constantly complaining about her, making fun of her, or just flat-out insulting her. It probably wouldn't bother ...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 18:39:00 GMT |
