Goodbye Mister |
So,
I've decided I want to cancel this myspace account.
I don't like it anymore.
Unfortunately, the email address I signed up with no longer exists and "the man" won't switch it.
So I'm going to block...
Posted by Andy M. on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 10:39:00 PST |
On October 25th... |
Tomorrow I am taking the GRE.
Then, I will silently slip out of another town for another new town.
HYAH!
That's my ninja yell.
Also,
There's no need to worry...
I don't look like George Lucas.
I look ...
Posted by Andy M. on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 05:53:00 PST |
I'm not sure how I feel about this. |
A customer just told me that I look like a young George Lucas.
Will you all please pray that my chin doesn't collapse?
Thanks.
Posted by Andy M. on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 05:24:00 PST |
Conversing with the Devil |
"I am different."
"Are you different from how you used to be or different from the rest of us?"
"That is yet to be determined."
Posted by Andy M. on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 10:23:00 PST |
Where's Harry? |
Stop me if you've heard this before.It's about John Lennon and Harry Nielson and Yoko One.My mom told me this a long long time ago and it's always stuck with me.A lot of people don't remember, but Yok...
Posted by Andy M. on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 11:38:00 PST |
I'm Bored... |
and calling bullshit...
BULLSHIT.
I like Spoon's single. It's so catchy, but horribly sad.--
I turn my camera onI cut my fingers on the wayThey way I'm slippin awayI turn my feelings offY'made m...
Posted by Andy M. on Sat, 31 Dec 2005 05:18:00 PST |
This morning... |
...was very nice. I got to work two and a half hours early, expecting my paycheck, but it wasn't there. So I went down to the river, sat in the shade of a tree, and read Lost Horizon...
Posted by Andy M. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
...and then the pool caught on fire |
Sometime, when it's late at night and I'm standing out front, I see little guys that come up to my nipples with big biceps and bigger beer bellys walking buy twirling key chains on those silly long ke...
Posted by Andy M. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
g'morning bonehead |
Once, I had a math teacher that called us boneheads all the time and he'd throw books across the room and kick over desks but then one day he made a comment about masturbating and a girl complained an...
Posted by Andy M. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
My Name Should Be Henry... |
...but that story might scare you, so here's a poem.
The World is a Sad and Beautiful Place
When I was young
I stared at the sun
Until my pupils were pinpricks.
Now, I wear glasses.
and here's ...
Posted by Andy M. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
