music, art, cartoons, posters, alcohol, boy scouts, carebears, boardgames, glow in the dark birth control devices, the smurfs, pharmaceuticals, the snorks, the banana splits, KISS, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, stories w/ talking animals, National Geographic Channel, the many flavor flav reality shows, burritos
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Black Flag, the Cramps, the DAmned, Gwar, Misfits, Kiss, Bad Brains, Man or Astroman?, Wwarves, Samhain, BLOWFLY, Clash, RAMONES, New York Dolls, the Ronnettes, Descendents, Beach Boys, DEvo, Fantomas, Husker Du, Les Sexareenos, the Tyrades, Briefs, X Ray Spex, Rezillos, Angry Samoans, Turbonegro, FYP, Adolescents, Buzzcocks, the Adicts, Pixies, Undertones, the Dickies, the Mummies, Detroit Cobras, The Queers, Jawbreaker, the Makers, Danzig, Mudhoney, Bobbyteens, Fresh Young Fellows, Supernova, The Smugglers, Supersnazz, Coachwhips, Iggy Pop, MC5, the Jam, Subhumans, TSOL, I dunno, a bunch of other shit....oh, I still think MInistry is pretty cool, although I'm told that makes me not cool.
The original Texas Chainsaw Massacre is hands down one of the best movies ever, however, it is so FUCKIN" LAME that they won't just leave it alone!!! INstead they insist on making more and more sequals, each one more pathetic than the preceding one. I thought things couldn't much worse, and then they made one with Mathew Mcconaughey and fuckin' Rene Zelwigger (I have no idea how to spell that one). How much worse can life get when fuckin' southern boy Mathew Mcconaughey is the leader of the cannibalistic family? It's pretty fuckin' horrible right? Then, what do the studios decide to do? They actually have the nerve to remake the original, and to top it off, they have the girl from 7th heaven play the star!!! Now, I'll admit that she is really hot, but still!!! It's the girl from the 7th Heaven. Major fuckin' problem guys!!!! Now I'm told that they're making a prequel to the original. I'm sure that will completly suck giant balls too. So, now I just watch the Pokemon and Yu-Gi-oh movies over and over again. If I have to watch mindless bullshit, it might as well make me smile.
I like CARTOONS!!!!
What do I look like?!?!?! A fuckin' NERD!!!! Who the fuck are you to JUDGE me!!!! Yeah, so I may read some books, who said being smart makes me lame? Oh, you do!!!! Well, I think you're fuckin' lame, and you know what, you dress really fuckin' ugly too!!! How do you like it, huh?
Anyone who cointributes to the obliteration of the evil robot armies! Death to the Robot Proletariat!!!