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Funkmaster Red

If it was meant to go fast, it wouldn't have been built brick shaped!!!!

About Me


Try the BEST MySpace Editor at MySpace Toolbox !vw vw vw vw vw vw vw vw vw vw vw vw vw vw vw vw vw vw vw vw vw vw vw vwBong shop and grow shop owner. Volkswagen Nut!!!!! Got a new beetle and a camper van!!!! Fresh...... Organising convoys to festivals......My real name is Chris. I am not ginger, despite the nickname, Red..... I love tattoo's. Im not afraid of my emotions. My parents are not violent drug addicts, i was raised well. I was educated at a private school. I have 10 GCSE's but flunked college three years in a row thanks to weed....... I own a Staff, my baby..... (a dog) I love music i can relate to and grew up with, hip hop is a passion but i realise the negativity it portrays is not good! My VW's are another passion! I smile too much that it gives the wrong impression. Friends usually screw me over so i tend to have only a few. I am not "scene", i will not conform to stereotypes. I am myself. I'm very lethargic. I'm not a typical "lad". I do not like playing, watching or talking about football. I am too honest. I like serious debates about political things. I live life to the fullest and love a joke! I treat everyone how they treat me. If you cant handle what i say in an adult way then suck ya mum. I love all that is dear to me! I am real. I am proud of what i've achieved, i've ticked a lot of boxes!I dont care what YOU think about me. Despite all the harshenss if you get to know me i can be very nice,only to the right people though. I love going to the gym and swimming. I love art, i am an artist. Being in love is the best feeling in the world. Most of all i hate people who try to ruin things for others. I have a huge collection of tattoo's, they are not just pretty pictures, chosen off some guys wall..... They are the jewellery of my mind, displayed externally..... I especially hate all types of ignorance, prejudice being the worst! Don't make up your mind untill you know all the facts! I love my Mum more than anything else! My lifetime ambition is to have children and bring them up in a respectfull and loving relationship!This shit is so damn funny! N.W.A Fuck the police for kids......
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My Interests

V.W's, Art, Hip Hop, Films, Cooking, Sex....... Not nec in that order!.......
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Which VW Are You?
by Auto Glass Across America

I'd like to meet:

Any U.K rappers that i havn't already..... Anyone fresh n funky....... V Dub fans always welcome to add me! : ) My real dad...... LOL
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Get this video and more at MySpace.com I'd also like to meet the fuckin nutter who drove this van!!!!

Music:

Jay and Silent Bob

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Movies:

Reporter gets high on cannabis

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Television:

Ice ice baby!!!The Simpsons - legal weed

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Books:


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Heroes:

Mr T...... Need i say more? I Pity the fool who don't look up to B.A!!!!And of course, Michael Night!!!!
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My Blog

Beachbuggin, Portsmouth....... Cool pics.......

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Posted by Funkmaster Red on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 06:14:00 PST

Me Drag Racing at London Volksfest!!!!!

It's official!!! I'm now addicted to drag racing!!!! I went to London Volksfest today at North Wield Airfield and ran my standard 2.0 litre New Bug...... It is fairly quick but nothing special, i was ...
Posted by Funkmaster Red on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 06:29:00 PST

Bug Jam 20!!!!!

LOL! What a messy weekend! Sorry but i was too wrecked to take that many photos!!! : ) There is not even one of the drag racing!!!! : ( There was too much to describe!!!! We parked up and set up camp ...
Posted by Funkmaster Red on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 05:53:00 PST

Run To The Sun, Newquay, 2006......

Even more vw pics.... : ) Only 6 though.... : ( Not sure why i didn't take more pics in Newquay this year??? Anyway, what is here is sweet! : ) AND FINALLY.......... A little treat...... Me enjo...
Posted by Funkmaster Red on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 04:50:00 PST

VW Expo, Paddock Wood, Kent, 2006......

Here are some pics of a local VW show..... Not many rarities here but lots of great custom and resto show cars!!!! Check out my vw radio control cars! : )  ...
Posted by Funkmaster Red on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 04:29:00 PST

Peppercorn VW Show 2006........

Pics of this years Peppercorn, Kent VW Show. Lots of sweet rat looks and old rarities...... ...
Posted by Funkmaster Red on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 03:43:00 PST

VW Show Wolfsburg, Germany!!!!!

This is a small sample of some of the pictures i took last month in Germany. It was a 2,000 mile journey that took 12 hours each way.... But it was worth it!!!! I visited the first VW factory ever and...
Posted by Funkmaster Red on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 08:15:00 PST

Even more new inkwork!!!!

   
Posted by Funkmaster Red on Mon, 15 May 2006 09:47:00 PST

New tattoos

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Posted by Funkmaster Red on Mon, 08 May 2006 05:24:00 PST

I have applied for Pimp my ride u.k!!! Check the videos....

Check my profile to see my video application for pimp my ride u.k!!!! It is in 4 parts on the right hand side of my profile..... It's sooo funny!!!! And you lucky peeps get to hear my voice.... : ) Le...
Posted by Funkmaster Red on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 02:21:00 PST