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Madame Hoe *

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Name: Amanda Lara Hoey or the HOE hoestainz as ppl call me. or if your jennifer its bitch, and wit jeni its dog!
Birthday: 29th July 1986 -- summer babay
Birthplace: on a bed in a hospital in costa del arrowe park...wahoo what a glorious day it was!
Current Location: liverpool love!
Eye Color: blooooooooooo
Hair Color: kinda changes alot. its longish an blondey atm!
Height: 5'8
Right Handed or Left Handed: depends wat im doin ;) mainly a righty tho!
Your Heritage: 1/4 english 1/4 irish 1/4 turkish 1/4 afro carribean with a bit of mexican thrown on top 4 flavour!
The Shoes You Wore Today: blak wrk ones, that one sad sad day, when amanda couldnt afford to buy work shoes and John Taiyne (cnt spel the wankers name) BIG evil manager of morrisons. wel neway he was in wk n i was scared so bein the ORIGINAL GIPPO dat i am i robbed AMY's! who kindly donated to me after me wearing them constantly 4 about a month!!!!!
Your Weakness: im not weak, i am the most powerful person in the world, even more powerful as the genie Jafar in Aladdin! knob head boyfriends seems to be a recurring topic tho. hmm! but now iv met m baby thats all ok :) (4 now neway...haha onli playin loves ya rly chick pea!)
Your Fears: spiders with the BIG LONG legs.... u kno the ones the creep up on u wen your watchin TV and your stuk der til sum1 moves it 4 u. or the blak scary ones dat appear on ur wall wen you tryina sleep, and daddy has to come in wit a glass and get it out ur room! an irrational fear all tanks to me lovely bro Jonny! im not scared of netink els, not even dying, sky diving, abseiling or water rafting. hmm but i dont like jellyfish or sea urchins. or cooked chickens and wet fish in work. eeeeeeeeeeeee!
Your Perfect Pizza: DOMINOOOOOO's pizza. mmm any type wit garlic mayo. me likes pepperoni, onion and peppers tho! wit lots or cheeeese! or greek pizza that me n mike had on r hols.... sexual ;)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: do more work 4 uni this year (so doing any work would beat that goal!) get bak the gym and get slim after my whole season out of training. THIS BLOODY TOE grrrrrrrrrrr! :(
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol i would prob say, i say it wen things aint even funi or wen ders notin els 2 say. or ill send dem stoopid rude pics u get. just bcos im sad!!
Thoughts First Waking Up: usually ....whoaaa i drank far to much lastnyt, never again! i wana go bak 2 beeeeeeeeeeed! just 10 more minutes plz. den...ooh whats the weather like... and WHAT to wear... decisions decisions!
Your Best Physical Feature: i dno... im not gd at self praise. maybe my krayzee personality. some bois like me boobs tho. haha! sues r stil bigger tho! plus ive got fuk me eyes (apparently)
Your Bedtime: wheneva i collapse in a chromatosed state!
Your Most Missed Memory: i miss DISNEY. i wana go bak! or zante this yr wit ma baby that was mazin 2
Pepsi or Coke: lemon lucozade or apple juice
MacDonalds or Burger King: erm neiva. maccies if i chose but subway wins hands down!
Single or Group Dates: group dates, group sex...come on guys its the 21st century lets liven things up a bit. na seriously i lyk d whole romantic meal thang when its just me n mike wi candles etc, tis also v funage doublin up wi m8s or gettin a group o yaz! l0l :P
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton all the waaaaay man, cured my hangovers 4 5 years in turkey!
Chocolate or Vanilla: strawberry!
Cappuccino or Coffee: hot chocolate...na am jus sayin that 2 b arkward now defo coffee.
Do you Smoke: nooooooooo it makes ur teeth yellow and clothes smell ming. and its wheeey 2 expensiv.
Do you Swear: do i fuck!!
Do you Sing: ALL of the time, infact Im singing along to The Kooks as we speak!
Do you Shower Daily: most of the time unless im rly hungova and late for wrk otherwise eeeew hel yea!b
Have you Been in Love: been more in lust a few tyms but come on am a girl so cours its yes, and am in love now wi ma baby michael b
Do you want to go to College: nah, even though ive gone and got meself into a 3 yr degree

Do you want to get Married: i am married. and divorced 3 tyms, Johnny Depp, Vin Diesel and Colin Farrell wer just not good enough 4 me . hahahahahaa!
Do you belive in yourself: ye i gota i supose aint i. cos if i dnt have faith in myself how can i expect others 2 or eva giv me a chance?!
Do you get Motion Sickness: what kinda motions ;) naaaaah am SOLID MAAAAAAAAAAAATE!(so that would be nopey)
Do you think you are Attractive: no but i hope someone out der does!
Are you a Health Freak: im healthy and sporty but na not a freak. i drink far to much an am far 2 lazy 4 that shyte! liv your life man, dont b on a a diet of leaves, water and have a social life of the gym 4 the rest of ur life.
Do you get along with your Parents: ye my dads amazin, my mums my best m8, and me and jonny argue all time but hes duz netin 4 me and id do netin 4 him!
Do you like Thunderstorms: hell yea der wikd.
Do you play an Instrument: can play piano/keyboard but aint 4 a while. had a blast on the clarinet in skool but i got chucked outa d lesson more dan i was on der. oops!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no, im T - total. paha ye rite. ive drank far 2 much ive even got a 7 month beer baby in me stomach atm. a diet is needed!
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: naaaa well non that r illegal nehow wel not with consent!!!!!! i pop PK's all d tym tho i neva wear my damn glasses enuf!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: onli wit mike so does that count??! lol!!.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: we dont do malls in england, we do shops ... and ive shopped til i dropped. im a shopaholic, i have a problem, clothes make me feel good. i have a LARGE collection of clothes cant fit them all in two rooms. haha i need to stop but i cant. its worse than turrets.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: what the hell are oreos?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nah not recently, my food has been of the cooked variety the past few times i ate!!
In the past month have you been on Stage: ofcourse. im in a famous band so u know, its part of the job to entertain!
In the past month have you been Dumped: haha NO! i dont get dumped, i do the jibbin round ere boi's!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nah sadly i havent, west kirby beach seemed far to cold, PLUS they av poisonous fish kickin about the joint. i thiiiiiink ill wait to go abroad 4 that, like wen we all did in the gran can swimming pool! me doing it accidentally (LOOOONG STORY!)
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yeh am a theivin little gippo. ive robbed amys shoes, my brothers CD's drinks and food from work (onli like toast an capri suns...its essential in that place) but nothin to lock me up over!
Ever been Drunk: have i been sober more to the point :-D
Ever been called a Tease: yer and i LOVE it, y shud guys always b the bad guys, cant girls do it. roles reversed guyz!! dont b fools laydeez!
Ever been Beaten up: the hoe, gettin beaten up...i think not, end of .... haha am such a gimp aint i i know ur wantin 2 kill me right now!
Ever Shoplifted: erm chewies wen i was little in greece, but that doesnt count they onli cost about 3p over ther neway!
How do you want to Die: knowing that iv fulfilled everything in my life i wanted to .... travelled the world, married Aladdin, had lots of children, b rich with a big house and swimming pool, and have a pet lion called simba and pet monkey, called abu ofcourse. ive already got a nemo!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: sport or forensic psychologist. oh and i wan2 b amazin too. but i think im already there. dont u?! hahaha!
What country would you most like to Visit: australia, newzealand, south america, hongkong, japan, etc. all the places i aint been yet.
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From Go-Quiz.comI very interested in sport, I played everythin at skool, I was a sport captain, and Ive carried on netball into uni (even though Ive been out half the season cos I had an operation on my toe) I enjoy watchin football espec my team THE MIGHTY REDS. .. I love going out partayin with my bitches and bois. every1 who knows me wil no i live for going out, Im THE PARTY animal, and Im no afraid to act like a mong when Im out and drunkered.Love goin out in hoylake on the wirral and to the coolroom, beach and latin quarter with my luvly Jen-jen. Then in L'pool to anywer and everywer with my uni-ites...espec lovin garlands obviously and spoons wi me work buddiez.
Boys .... Im a man eater, as are my friends so watch out!!! Grrrr!! T.V. - yeeeeees tiz sad but i LOVE watching TV i just cant help myself. Extreme sports is somethin Id like to carry on, jumped off highest mountain in Turkey, free fell an den glided down, but I want more more more. SKY DIVING all the way, and more abseiling, rock climbing etc.I love cars, especially guys with fit cars. But i think its cool when girls have hot cars 2!

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Music:

RnB Hiphop an rap - Biggie, Jay Z, Ja Rule, Chingy, PDiddy, Cam'ron, Mario, Ne-Yo, Eminem, Kanye West, Dr Dre, Snoop Dogg, 2Pac, 50cent, obie trice, N.W.A, Joe Budden, Pharrell, Fabolous, N.E.R.D, Juelz Santana, Fat Man Scoop, Black Eyed Peas, Eve, Missy, Gwen, G Unit, Ludacris, Busta, Outkast, DMX, 112, LL Cool J, Nelly, Aaliyah, Beyonce, Ashanti, Ciara, Bobby Valentino, Bow-wow, Chris Brown, Brandy,, Clipse, Craig David, Nas, Kelis, Fat joe, Ice cube,JaggedEdge, Lil John, Mary J, Mya, Usher B2K Timbaland nelly furtardo Rihanna etc .....Others i like - Greenday,Razor Light The Kooks Oasis Hendrix Queen Jack Johnson James Blunt The Strokes Aerosmith Led Zepplin Avril Lavigne Ashlee Simpson Delta Goodrem Placebo Kaiser Chiefs David Gray Linkin Park Kraftwerk Pink Floyd Elton John Basement Jaxx Tarkan Faithless Smashing Pumpkins James Brown KT Tunstall Artic Monkeys Subways My Chemical Romance Franz Ferdinand Kelly Clarkson The Killers Hendrix Oasis The Beatles Pink The View The Zutons The Klaxons The Frey The Police/Sting Lionel Al Green Marvin Gaye Amy Winehouse The Blues brothers Prince Dire Straits ... etc ... .. width="425" height="350" .. .. width="425" height="350" .. .. width="425" height="350" .. Ok I have a weird taste in music!

Movies:

The Green Mile Fight Club All Disney Cruel Intentions Save The Last Dance The Godfather Trilogy Seven Saw I and II Oceans Eleven Forrest Gump Star Wars Trilogy The Haunting The Lord of the Rings Trilogy Finding Nemo Shrek I and II Titanic E.T. Monty Python Psycho Silence of the Lambs The Shining Grease West Side Story Casablanca Gone with the Wind Saving Private Ryan The Shawshank Redemption Bridget Jones Diary The Matrix Short Circuit Ghost Ground Hog Day (haha) To Kill a Mocking Bird Casablanca Sister Act (all of them) Pirates of the Carribean A Beautiful Mind Gladiator Babe 'BIG' Die Hard The Full Monty Good Will Hunting Labyrinth The Sixth Sense The Others The Truman Show The Mask When Harry Met Sally hmmm I could be here all day .....

Television:


Neighbours Home and away Hollyoaks Waking the Dead 24 The OC LOST Temptation Island Big Brother Shameless ER Desperate Housewives Match of the Day Friday Night with Jonathan Ross Who wants to be a Millionaire Punk'd Friends Sex and the City

Books:

Love the Di Vinci Code. But on here who cares bou tha lets play ...

Heroes:

My family and friends and my boyfriend ... ..

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Posted by Madame Hoe * on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 08:36:00 PST