Bretticus Phantasmagoria - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Greeting one and all. It is I, the one and only Bretticus Phantasmagoria. Now you may have seen others with my name, but I guarentee, none of them are either a girl or have added Phantasmagoria to their name. I do not like to describe myself. I feel that you have to get to know a person to truely understand them...but...since this is myspace... I guess I can tell a little about me...*note* This is not in any particular order...Im just comming up with this stuff off the top of my head...
I am...
Partially insane all the time
Really good at comming up with ways to torture people
Magical (I think...)
Happy-Go-Lucky
Narcoleptic by day
Full of Phantasmagoric goodness in every bite
100% vampire
Random
Mreh?
In the darkest corner of your mind
Part German, Polish, Russian, Italian, Irish, and Dutch
Possibly bored out of my mind at the moment
Bretticus Phantasmagoria!!!
Spastic
Loyal
Passively Aggressive
Loving
Special :)
out of my mind
spending too much time on photoshop
emotional
Plotting the world's impending doom
I like...
Photoshop
Mana
Tophats
Pin stripes
Fedoras
Whips
Cheese Cake
Blood
Purple
Men in Dresses
The 1800s
Corsets
Random-ness
J-rock
Progressive Symphonic Metal (say that five times fast...bet you can't...loser...)
The pretty lights
Shiny objects
Swords
Happy-go-lucky people
Drawing
Gothic and Lolita
So thats basically all I can think of...Thank you for allowing me to waste valuable minutes of your time!
See my random drawings and photoshop works... Bretticus Phantasmagoria --
[noun]:
A poltergeist sent back in time to change the course of history forever
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com
Just so you know...I wont add you unless you message me first...atleast show me that you are trying to make an effort to get to know me...Im sick of people just trying to up their friend count by adding every single person they can track down on myspace...Dont be afraid to message me...I dont bite...hard...

My Interests

Drawing, music, adobie photoshop, scaring people, stalking, big newgrounds fan, neurotically yours, video games, diablo II, stepmania , ???, html, watching movies, videogames...nothing special...

I'd like to meet:

Branden Lee because he did an amazing job portraying Eric Draven in the Crow; Mana because he is an amazing composer and songwriter...it also takes a real man to wear a dress;Gackt because I want to ask him about the magnum; My shadow, I wonder what it would be thinking; myself 10 years ago, I want to see how I've changed into who I am today; myself 10 years from now, I want to know how I've changed from who I am today;Dita Von Teese because she is beautiful, and shows that not all burlesque dancers are these trashy whores that we tend to think of.

Music:

12012, AFI, A Perfect Circle, Alice Cooper, Alice In Chains, AMORPHIS, An Cafe, Ayabie, Beseech, Blam Honey, Blood, Coheed and Cambria, D, Deftones, Depeche Mode, D'espairs Ray, Dir en Grey, Doremidan, Dragonforce, Dream Theater, Due l'Quartz, Gackt, hide, HIM, Hizaki, Hocico, I am Ghost, Instruction, Jack Off Jill, Kana, Kamelot, Kaya, Klaha, KMDFM, Kozi, Kurt, Lacuna Coil, Laputa, Lareine, Lollipop Lust Kill, Madeth Gray'll, Malice Mizer, Midnattsol, Ministry, Miyavi, Moi Dix Mois, Muse, NEW SODMY, Nightwish, Nine Inch Nails, Onmyouza, Opeth, Penumbra, Phantasmagoria, Pride of Mind, Psycho le Cemu, Rasputina, Schwarz Stein, Sirenia, Smashing Pumpkins, Stabbing Westward, Stolen Babies, Stratovarious, Suicide City, Sulfuric Acid, Switchblade Symphony, System of a Down, The Black Dahlia Murder, The Candy Spooky Theater, The Cure, The Misfits, The Rasmus, Tristania, Velvet Eden, Vidoll, Wumpscut, X Japan, Zao...

Movies:

The Crow, Monty Python and the Quest for the Holey Grail, Blood:The last Vampire, The Exorcist, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Poultergeist, The Shining, The Crow City of Angels, Red Dragon, The Amityvile Horror, Silence of the Lambs, Corpse Bride, Queen of the Damned, Underworld, Napoleon Dynamite, Anchor Man, The Devil's Advocate, Juon, Wes Craven: Dracula II Ascension, Fight Club, V for Vendetta, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Dead Man's Chest, Infection, From Hell, The Producers, RENT, Boondock Saints, The Shining, Howl's Moving Castle, Tonari no Totoro, Hellraiser I-VI...

Television:

Project Runway, America's Next Top Model, HeTay LavorFay fo Ovelay, Music videos...

Books:

Memoirs of a Geisha, How to Make Webpages for Dummies, Catch-22...

Heroes:

Can't think of any...

My Blog

Too Easygoing

I trust people's words too easily, and i get hurt again...not from a lover...but from a friend...if im too defensive im alone, and if im too passive im hurt... ... fuck it
Posted by Bretticus Phantasmagoria on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 06:19:00 PST

Back without a bang

...sleepy...need to get back to normal time...tell ya bout my trip..eventually...
Posted by Bretticus Phantasmagoria on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Just change a few letters here...a picture linke here...and..VIOLA!!! NEW LAYOUT!!!

Thought that I needed a change. Maybe i'll get around to the blog...in due time...eventually...when I feel like it...
Posted by Bretticus Phantasmagoria on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

This is ZOMBOCOM!!!

You can do anything at zombocom, anything at all. The only limit, is yourself...
Posted by Bretticus Phantasmagoria on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What now?

What, now you are accusing me of having a deviant art? Honestly, I do NOT have one! God, what are you smoking?
Posted by Bretticus Phantasmagoria on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Mini Moni Desu!

Well, I found this little thing called Mini Moni Genki. I got a seizure from it, so I thought that I'd share it with the world! Oh yeah! mmmm...cake... Meow YIPEE!!! No one seems to ca...
Posted by Bretticus Phantasmagoria on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Wha? Teacher likes my vf?!?

I was showing Guiho my new V.F. picture, and my teacher sees me on the site. He was impressed with it! O.o. In fact, he wants to show the other art teacher my site o.O. TIS SIGHN OF THE APOCOLYPSE!...
Posted by Bretticus Phantasmagoria on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm so ashamed...

I made a vampire freaks profile...T.T
Posted by Bretticus Phantasmagoria on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Some russian ladies came at my friend and I with knives!

We were getting out eyebrows "threaded" and they used a blunt knife and their hands to make tweezers. Twas quite scary. I don't reccoment it, but my eyebrows look good.
Posted by Bretticus Phantasmagoria on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Stev-o Sucks

He eats all this crap, does all this crap, but ends up being a pussy in the end. He just pukes it up. The only thing he does is shoot things out of his ass. HE SHOULD DIE GODDAMIT!
Posted by Bretticus Phantasmagoria on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST