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Michael Bolton, Clay Aiken, Hilary Duff, Lindsay Lohan, Barry Manilow, Ashlee Simpson, Jessica Simpson, Nick Lache, Mandy Patinkin, Boy George, New Kids on the Block, Wang Chung, Right Said Fred, Don Johnson, Eddie Murphy, Aqua, Katie Lee Gifford, Pat Boone, Insane Clown Posse, REO Speedwagon, David Hasslehoff, Smash Mouth, O-Town, William Shatner,
Private Parts, Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot, Rocky Horrow Picture Show, The Perils of Gwendoline In the Land of the Yik Yak, Godzilla Vs. the Sea Monster, Deathstalker III: Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell, Conan the Destroyer, The Killer Shrews, Ator, the Fighting Eagle, The Beast of Yucca Flats, Allan Quatermain and the Lost City of Gold, Wildfire 7: The Inferno, The Saga of the Viking Women and Their Journey To the Waters of the Great Sea Serpent, Plan 9 From Outer Space, The Toxic Avenger, Track of the Moon Beast
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Beetlejuice, Howard Stern, Hugh Hefner, Frankie Saluto, Mr. Methane, Bill Clinton, Robert Blake, Bobby Brown, Larry Flynn, Klaus Nomi,