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Clay

My new headline writing technique is unstoppable

About Me

Operated as a purse-snatcher, safe-robber, strike breaker, election fraud boss, pickpocket, pinball and slot-machine operator, and armed holdup man in twenty-nine states. Have been in the following prisons and jails: Leavenworth Disciplinary Barracks; Texas State Penitentiary; Sacramento, Cal., County Jail; Utah State Prison; Indianapolis, Ind. County Jail; Allegheny County Penitentiary; Sing Sing State Prison, Ossining, NY, and other NY State Prisons.

My Interests

music, design, the Internets, NPR, filmmaking, building stuff, macromedia flash, bbq, satire, Macs, bicycles, writing, reading, photography, cooking, people-watching, sailing, swimming, Sierra Nevada Pale Ale, exploration, neuroscience, business

I'd like to meet:



Music:

Flaming Lips, Sufjan Stevens, Wilco, Fela Kuti, John Lee Hooker, Beatles, Beck, Andrew Bird, Jim O'Rourke, Willie Nelson, Beth Orton, Arctic Monkeys, Raconteurs, Cibo Matto, Paul Simon, Tom Waits, Tenacious D, David Byrne, Steely Dan, MMW, Thievery Corporation, Radiohead, Joao Gilberto, Most Straight-Ahead Jazz, Toots and the Maytals, Classical, Zappa, Bob Dylan, Ween, Spoon, I'm just gonna stop here for now

Movies:

Good ones

Television:

Look Around You

Books:

Books are for nerds.

My Blog

The 14 kinds of animals

Provided by Jorge Luis Borges from what purports to be "a certain Chinese encyclopedia, the Celestial Emporium of Benevolent Knowledge." 1. those that belong to the Emperor, 2. embalmed on...
Posted by Clay on Wed, 03 May 2006 12:30:00 PST

Designers, Programmers Wanted - Austin

Anybody know any good graphic/web designers and/or web programmers who are looking for some work? Austin locals preferred. Drop me a line at [email protected] with any hot tips. This is for real mon...
Posted by Clay on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 12:15:00 PST