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Dave

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About Me

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My Interests

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Music:

The Rock and Roll City Rockers. And you. And whatever you're into. I'm not here to judge you. Please stop crying. I can change, you know I can. Sting? Is that what you wanted to hear? Sting and U2? You got it. Of course I love them too. I think they're great. I like to rub myself to them after I've worn out the grooves on all my Cranberries records. Oh, come on. Please stop. How about we see a movie?

Movies:

Anything. Anything you like. As long as you promise to stop crying. Do you really think Hotel Rwanda is such a great idea? Wouldn't you rather see something more uplif... All right. Hotel Rwanda. No no, it's a fine idea. Please, let me pay. After all, I'm the one with a job. What do you mean? No, I didn't mean anything by that. I'd just like to take you to a movie. What's so wrong with taking you to a movie? You're right, you're right. We should just get out of here. Yeah? Well, I want to go home too.

Television:

There's nothing I love more than curling up with you in front of the Sunday night HBO lineup. Except tonight. Well, the Packers have the late game tonight, and I know I watched football all day, but that's because you didn't want to watch TV. Well, if there were a live improvised episode of the OC, and it's outcome determined whether or not there would be more episodes of the OC, I would have no problem turning off Myth Busters. But that's not going to happen is it? Neither. There will neither be a live episode of the OC, nor will I turn off Myth Busters. Because I like Myth Busters. Yes, and whatever comes on after it. And you know what else? That's my TV, and this is my apartment, no matter how much of your stuff you've moved in here. Yeah? Cry. Go ahead and cry. No, I like to watch it. In fact, I may turn off this game just to watch you cry. Come on, I'm just kidding. I'm not turning off this game for you.

Books:

Is this a joke? People still read? Does the text on a pornographic website count as a book, because if it does, then my favorite book is the text on a pornographic website. And whatever you're reading right now. You know I love you. Why do you make me hurt you? No, that's not who I am. It's who you are. It's what you want. Why else would you make me so mad? Go ahead and read about that.

Heroes:

Dr. Phil