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About Me

Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.

My Interests

taekwondo, scriptwriting, goofing around, serenading strangers in a tone death type of way and not asking for money. kissing (Females). Acting. football (The real form).

I'd like to meet:

MUSt HAVE SENSE OF HUMOUR. Personality bypasses are not good enough, a respect of British humour is a must, and must understand that if i say anything that offends, it was not my intention. Superheroes are acceptable. Dwarves welcome.

Music:

Mainly guitar orientated. Something with actual melody in there somewhere.

Movies:

Lord of the Rings. Pirates of the Caribbean. Star Wars. Batman. LA Confidential. Airplane (Any kind of lampoon film). Comedies and decent action films.

Television:

Angel, Buffy, ER, Friends, Due South, CSI, Firefly, Smallville

Books:

Lord of the Rings. Anything by Spike Milligan. Historical fiction.

My Blog

Job Interview

Well i had an interview today. I put on my nice court outfit, contact lenses in place and hair waxed to the point of being a sculpture. I thought it would be safe to walk there, only being about 30 mi...
Posted by Ben on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 01:50:00 PST

Gym Showers

I used to go to the gym quite frequently when I was at university. A great atmosphere, tempered only by the smell of big man with big sweat problem. I used to use the showers afterwards, but never bro...
Posted by Ben on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 02:19:00 PST

Embarrassing chat up experiences

Okay let's talk bad chat up experiences. Few years back. A nightclub called Heroes. My friend and I were sat on some chairs in the carpetted section of the club, looking out at all the prettines...
Posted by Ben on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 02:12:00 PST

Typical

The most disconcerting sight to come back to your car. Broken window? No. Flat tyre? Nu-uh. Parking ticket? Close. Nope it is to come back to the vehicle you respect more than your previous 2 girlfrie...
Posted by Ben on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 08:08:00 PST

Happy Christmas!!!

I used to think that Christmas was about groaning credit card bills, broken feet over the last chocolate on the shelf; custodial battles between the parents. Bu ti gotta be honest, i'm so excited abou...
Posted by Ben on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Talisman

Having stumbled in from the bitter night air. Tripping over the cat. Didnt know we owned a cat. Discovering that no matter how much effort and telekinetic power i try to use, i am unable to open my fr...
Posted by Ben on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Self-Realisation

After much deliberation, scientific tests and opinion polls conducted under the strictest laboratory conditions. It has been proven, beyond doubt, that I, Ben Mitchell, cannot get out of a car in a co...
Posted by Ben on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

For those of you who has never read Spike Milligan's books. I pity you.

Gad, its hot. At two this morning one of the crew went berserk! Overcome with the heat he ran amok with his teeth out, shouting 'Eastbourne for ever, Eastbourne, pearl of the West!' and then proceeded...
Posted by Ben on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

How to make yourself feel better.

Spread your bad mood around. Nothing aids the grumps better than making others miserable. Watch as that idyllic Waltons exterior fades to swamp fodder whilst your venom turns to honey. Dont forget to ...
Posted by Ben on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Intrigue

well i learnt today that sniffer dogs for police have to actually have to have a drug habit. how strange. sometimes when sniffer dogs get released back into civilian life, they have to have a hit and ...
Posted by Ben on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST