Dave

I’m an enigma wrapped in noisy bonbon paper; an educated flaneur with mature tastes and an intact appreciation for fart and dick jokes. I apply my eclectic traits as a project manager/translator and as guitarist and songwriter in a ska band called Orange Whip. An average day in my life could well involve translating the user manual for an endoscope (an assprobing device in layman’s terms), writing a song titled “Pussy Is My Drug of Choice,” and beating my girlfriend at scrabble. It’s a hell of a ride.

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