Little Miss Clever (All Out Army 1004)

Doin stuff…usually evil deeds, pushing old people into traffic, kicking kittens off a bridge, stealing from the homeless, giving your number out to church groups, licking candy and putting it back,pogo sticks, pushing buttons and flicking switches, giving small children benny hills hard enough to cause a nap, tying your shoelaces in knots, making in fun of you, I think cats are fucking gross-I like dogs, I HATE the word "panties" but i love the word underpants it makes me laugh until my sides hurt i have no idea why..I also love it when you scare a guy and he screams like a girl-hahahha!! honestly, why!!quit fucking putting giant fucking flyers on my gatdamn page Fergie and her lady lumps scare the bejesus outta me , I'm in love with Kellen Winslow JR.-have been since he was 18 (legal hahah) and @ MIAMI- even got a MRS Winslow jersey LOL, Im all about the high five, Im really a nice girl cloaked in an invisible asshole bubble. If you don’t feel like making the effort to break through it then ah well, Ill be alright… believe me. If you request me as a friend heres the deal- it takes me forever to approve, if you have a bunch of shit on your page and it takes forever to load-fuckin fahgetit-I have comcast "high speed" yeah..so you know how that goes- i like finger quotes,I like guys with southern accents named SCOTT, I only chew gum for about 3 minutes and then proceed to spit it out as far as I can possibly can, usually into some whores hair, cuz Im nice like that….also pretty classy, Im a sucker for guys with big blue eyes and silly laughs, James Franco has the most perfect evil smile- my knees go weak every time I see it, I think Kevin Smith is a genius and Jason Mewes is HILARIOUS, Im interested in what Josh Beckett looks like nekkid cuz he looks pretty damn good in those baseball pants he's gotta wear and thats no easy task, I fucking hate e-cards,I hate it when people confuse your and you're- go back to the 3rd grade and try again, I will not come meet you no matter where or who you are, but I will hit up your show if you send me an invite. Im all about the Boston underground scene- its one of the best in the country, so if you wanna catch me feel free to come find me…..however, just because you’re an underground artist doesn’t mean you’re any good, its entirely possible you suck but that’s just my opinion so don’t let that define you….I am pretty spectacular though so it looks like you might get caught in a catch 22, Ill be honest with you but don’t get all pissed if its not what you want to hear…and it probably wont be, no one ever reads these things so Im just really rambling. I’d thank you for wasting your time but that’s not really my style…oh and your shoes untied….fuckaaaa my completely belongs to this guy...