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Tom Mann

A.S.B.O. drinker for life

About Me

Things I like:
Beer.
Bmx.
Making people feel awkard.
Music that has lots of incoherent screaming.

Things I don't like:
Potatoes.
The majority of all people.

My Interests

Bmx.
Getting off my face.
Sharon.

I'd like to meet:

Smoker Dave.

Music:

Cutting Pink With Knives.
DJ Scotch Egg.
Fuck Buttons.
GO! with fourteen o.
Ladyscraper.
Rolo Tomassi.
Sailboats Are White.

Movies:

American History X. Baseketball. Cable Guy. Dead Mans Shoes. Dodgeball. Forest Gump. Goodfellas. History of Violence. Hostel. Jackie Brown. Pulp Fiction. Resivior Dogs. Royal Tenenbaums. Saving Private Ryan. Sin City. Trainspotting. True Romance. Truman Show. Waterboy.

Television:

Waste of time.

Books:

Terry Pratchett.
George Orwell.
Danny Wallace.

Heroes:

Mike Brennan.
Jason Levy.
Will Ferrell.
The inventor of spray paint.

My Blog

"Did I ask you for any money? But have you got any spare change?"

So, last week I had the week off work.  I have promised Thomas Shep the tenth that I would go and visit him for over a year and a half.  However, last year there was other stuff that took my...
Posted by Tom Mann on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 11:07:00 PST

Why Do I Do This?

Everyday, I think of you.  When I'm at work, when I'm at the pub and even when I'm just sat at home doing fuck all, you're on my mind.  No one has given me so much and put me through so much...
Posted by Tom Mann on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 11:08:00 PST

it was my 21st so i got drunk and people took photos.

before this starts like, id like to apologise to hannah for no pictures of her and to kay for there being to many pictures of her.  kay doesnt like to be associated with me.  so, it was my b...
Posted by Tom Mann on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 11:08:00 PST

george best, football, nurses and whats wrong with the nation?

so, george best has passed away.  naturally, many people are upset by this passing.  mainly, his family, friends and people that KNEW him.  apart from those, why is the nation, so many ...
Posted by Tom Mann on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 02:55:00 PST

Bonfire Night, and Why It Is Wrong

bonfire night.  along with nearly every festival and special day in this country that i don't celebrate.  including christmas.  well i get cash and eat turkey and get pissed but that's ...
Posted by Tom Mann on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 05:37:00 PST

Trick List To Fuck!!! (updated 18th oct)

This mainly to people that ride, sick of you saying my barspins are shit so this is the shit im calling out for KB2.  Unless there is a question mark then im gonna pull all this shit or give it a...
Posted by Tom Mann on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 08:17:00 PST

A Combination of Books and Anger

Right, look at me, I'm so cool cuz I have pictures of my tattoos and scars that i paid for that would work out cheeper in the long run with a marker pen.  And now for something slightly different...
Posted by Tom Mann on Tue, 16 Aug 2005 09:02:00 PST

An Ode to Wall Heath Precinct

I was down there earlier today to ride my bike and I realised something strange. It's been about 4 years since my pegs first touched the virgin red brick. I love that fucking place so much, even if ...
Posted by Tom Mann on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fucking Morning DJ's

Right, I fucking hate dj's that are on brekfast shows on the morning. With the exception of Ugly Phil and Chris Moyles, all they fuckin g do is talk complete shit about shit. They dont cheer me up o...
Posted by Tom Mann on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST