B-Man

I'd like to meet:

THE PEOPLE I KNOW AND LOVE....

GAVIN OAKES, absolute leg-end, we're always on the same wave length, we love the same things, rugby, raving, passionate words. However, he is scottish, that's his down side. He's my brother from another mother, individually we wreck havoc, together we are, MASSCORE.

GLEDHILL, my other best mate, known him since we were four, went to school together, played rugby together. Once again, same wave length. He always says the stupidest things which are always hilarious.

MOORSE, biggest man in the world, played rugby together, play poker and Pro Evo together. He always ensures i get royally wankered.

LESTER, can perform magic beyond your wildest dreams, always up for a laugh, if he says he isn't coming out you can pretty much gaurentee that you can persuade him to come out. Known him since I was four.

WILKINS, we hated each other at school, but now its all about bostin' out the shapes, he thinks he is a Scouser but he's just abit slow.

P DOG, refuses to wear a condom, basically a chav, supports west ham, but for his size he can drink which is cool because you want him to last as he always argues with AMY at the end of the night.

COOKE, light weight, actually hilarious, mocks POWER about supporting West Ham, long distance relationship supremo.

LILLY, GAVIN'S girlfriend, top wench, I don't have many close female friends, but this girl is cool as fuck, she makes GAVIN happy, and I love her to bits, she feels safer when i'm around hahahaha, fuck you GAVIN.

SOPHIE, RACHIE, GERTY and SAMI, safest girls I know, they are mine and GAVIN'S little sisters we never had.

STEVEY BOY, he asked me to re-write this, me him and Gavin party together, he always builds my "Chi" and "adrenaline". He never wins any arguments with me.BR
MONKEY, maddest man I know, don't see him as much as I want to though, lives in Devon, rugby lad.

SLIM, captain of our ship, the passion, always does the right thing.

CRAIG, TASHA, AMY, GEMMA, KIRSTY, NAT and MY FAMILY. If I missed anyone out i'm sorry, but these guys are the leg ends that make me who I am.

Music:

Movies:

8 Mile,
Ali G In Da House,
American History X,
American Pie,
American Pie 2,
American Pie: The Wedding,
Anchorman,
Bad Boys 2,
Bad Santa,
Baseketball,
Battle Royale,
Battle Royale 2: Requiem,
Beavis And Butt-Head Do America,
Blow,
The Butterfly Effect,
Casino,
Crank,
Cruel Intentions,
Dawn Of The Dead (2004),
The Day After Tomorrow,
Dead Man's Shoes,
The Deer Hunter,
The Devil's Rejects,
Die Hard With A Vegeance,
Dodgeball,
Eurotrip,
Family Guy Series 1-5,
Family Guy, Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story,
Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas,
Fear Dot Com,
The Football Factory,
From Hell,
The Girl Next Door,
The Godfather,
The Godfather Part 2,
The Godfather Part 3,
Gone In 60 Seconds,
Goodfellas,
Happy Gilmore,
Harold And Kumar Get The Munchies,
Harry Potter And The Philospher's Stone,
Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets,
Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban,
Human Traffic,
Ice Age,
I.D.
Jackass The Movie,
Jackie Brown,
Jurassic Park: The Lost World,
Layer Cake,
Legally Blonde,
Love Actually,
Lucky Number Slevin,
Made In Britain,
Napoleon Dynamite,
Nil By Mouth,
Not Another Teen Movie,
Old School,
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest,
Platoon,
Requiem For A Dream,
Revolver,
Road Trip,
Robots,
Romper Stomper,
Saving Private Ryan,
Saw 2,
Scarface,
Scary Movie 3,
Scum,
Shaft,
Shark Tale,
Shallow Hal,
Shaun Of The Dead,
The Shawshank Redemption,
The Simpsons Series 8,
Sin City,
Starship Troopers,
Star Wars: Revenge Of The Sith,
Stephen King's It The Clown,
Stoned,
Stranger Than Fiction,
Team America,
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974),
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003),
The Thin Red Line,
Transformers,
Undead,
Waiting,
The Warriors,
Waynes World 1,
Waynes World 2,
Wedding Crashers,
Without A Paddle,
XXX,

Television:

Family Guy,
The Simpsons,
Hollyoakes,
Friends
Top Gear,
The Tudors,
Skins,
Sky Sports News.

Books:

The Damage Done,
Harry Potter,
Don't read that much.

Heroes:

The British Army.

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