I AM GAVIN OAKES, NOT A BIRD, NOT A PLANE, NOT SUPER MAN OR SPARTACUS
I LIKE TO BE ADDRESSED AS "GAVIN FUCKIN OAKES"
IM SCOTTISH AND IMMENSELY PROUD OF IT, I WELL UP WHENEVER THE FLOWER OF SCOTLAND IS PLAYED, I WOULD DIE FOR MY COUNTRY
I GET ON WITH EVERYONE I LOVE MAKIN NEW FRIENDS EVERYDAY AND I WOULD TALK TO SATAN ABOUT WOMEN IF HE WALKED IN THE PUB BUT DONT EVER AND I MEAN EVER FUCK WITH ME
I WORK FOR TESCO EXPRESS IN KINGSWINFORD AND I LOVE IT
I SHOW LOVE TO MY FRIENDS PARTY HARD AND TALK THE WAY I WANT TO TALK
I LIVE IN MY OWN FLAT IN WOLLASTON WHICH HAS A BALCONY AND I LOVE IT
THERES LOTS OF PEEPS I WANNA MENTION BUT IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG AND I AINT VERY COMPUTER FRIENDLY AS IT IS, SO I WILL MENTION 2
THE FIRST IS BEN MANN...HE IS BY FAR THE GREATEST MAN I NO, WE HAVE THE SAME WAVELENGTH, THE STANDARD AND QUANTITY OF MEMORIES WE HAVE SHARED TOGETHER IS UNBELIEVABLE, I HAVE KNOWN HIM SINCE I WAS 4 YEARS OLD, OUR WORDS OF PASSION AND OUR LOVE FOR KILLSWITCH ENGAGE IS JUST THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG TO HOW FAR OUR FRIENDSHIP GOES, OUR NAMES SHALL BE IMMORTAL, I NO I COULD FIGHT AGAINST A THOUSAND MEN AND HE WOULD BE THERE STANDING BY ME AND ITS MUTUAL
AND FINALLY.....lily becket my girl friend, shes fuckin stunnin, beatutiful person, i would do anything for her without question, she means the world to me and i wouldnt change her for nothin
anyone fucks wiv my lil and ther fucked, ill hunt u down, rip ur eye out ur socket and bite ur face off, shes easily the best thing thats ever happened to me...I LOVE YOU BAB!!!THANKS FOR READIN FOLKS
